i'm going to eat dinner so i'll be back
I work at a 62 and older apartment complex. I see old people near death all the time. Today, I saw one walking down the sidewalk, and for an unseen reason, they just fell down. Hard. I invisioned that "cat jumping out of the bush and knocking down that baby" animated gif
Of course I asked them if they were ok.
It really was pretty funny. It looked like God himself had just slapped them on the back of the head and said "n00b".