I could use some massage right now. Please.
For fuck's sake, just be a man and either degrade her like you were supposed to (lawl) or shut your mouth about it. You've got to be stupid beyond anything to be getting involved emotionally with a chick you boast over while claiming you want to dump for another obese, repulsive whore.
I say, good for her, you creepy bitch.
Now I know what a lot of you are thinkin'.
"I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days. I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds, and be the next Darth!"
John Madden give me my gun!
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