Who wants to be my drag queen so i can licorish whip that ass?
Who's makenshi, and wht's my room fucking dark?
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
I am the legendary forgoton sexy mofo from the past!