The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

[Evans]

Oh, I keep misunderstanding you.

No, not really.

About the pics, I used to have some, yes.

[Strongbad]

Who wants some?

[Sprung]

Who wants some?

[Sprung]

I have to go to Indy tomorrow for work. Some mandatory seminar on our company insurance...even though I don't have the insurance offered by the company. You see, it's a Wellness Program, so if I joined, I would be put through many tests, physicals, and probably have fingers stuck in every hole in my body. Then they would find something to complain about...say maybe I need to lose some weight. Now, they say, "lose 10 pounds before your next rape...um...exam". Ok, sure, whatever. OH NOES when I go back next year and haven't lost 10 pounds, they raise my insurance rate. Not considering the fact that to insure my whole family would cost me $190 every 2 weeks. I did get a letter today stating the rates will be increasing this year. Slightly. Now, "slightly" is being defined by the same people who think $190 bi-weekly is "the best insurance in the industry".

What really bothers me is that I'll be in Indy, and that is too damn close to strongbad. We all know he's driving again.

[Evans]

Who wants some?

Some of what?

[Strongbad]

No sir. I was talking about fighting. Thats what I tried to do tonight. I sat around with my friends saying things at people driving by.

[Sprung]

No sir. I was talking about fighting. Thats what I tried to do tonight. I sat around with my friends saying things at people driving by.

I would think moving cars would scare you enough

[Fer!]

I have to go to Indy tomorrow for work. Some mandatory seminar on our company insurance...even though I don't have the insurance offered by the company. You see, it's a Wellness Program, so if I joined, I would be put through many tests, physicals, and probably have fingers stuck in every hole in my body. Then they would find something to complain about...say maybe I need to lose some weight. Now, they say, "lose 10 pounds before your next rape...um...exam". Ok, sure, whatever. OH NOES when I go back next year and haven't lost 10 pounds, they raise my insurance rate. Not considering the fact that to insure my whole family would cost me $190 every 2 weeks. I did get a letter today stating the rates will be increasing this year. Slightly. Now, "slightly" is being defined by the same people who think $190 bi-weekly is "the best insurance in the industry".

What really bothers me is that I'll be in Indy, and that is too damn close to strongbad. We all know he's driving again.

I assume alien abductions are more gentle.

[Evans]

No sir. I was talking about fighting. Thats what I tried to do tonight. I sat around with my friends saying things at people driving by.

And you expected them to hear you? But, anyway, it's not like you could fight anyone. You're already half-broken.

[Sprung]

I assume alien abductions are more gentle.

I bet they're cheaper too.

[Evans]

I would think moving cars would scare you enough

How about trees?

Big, menacing, immobile trees.

[Strongbad]

What really bothers me is that I'll be in Indy, and that is too damn close to strongbad. We all know he's driving again.

Not that close. You probably have my location mixed up. I live in Marion, not Marion County. I used to venture up to Indy a lot though. I have family there.

[Strongbad]

And you expected them to hear you? But, anyway, it's not like you could fight anyone. You're already half-broken.

No, they did. We were more or less yelling at the drivers. Very childish of me. Yelling "yo bitch" never gets old. Also, when driving by someone walking it is always fun to ask, "How much?"

[Sprung]

Not that close. You probably have my location mixed up. I live in Marion, not Marion County. I used to venture up to Indy a lot though. I have family there.

Well, I'll be damned. I thought you were in Indy.

[Mikey]

I have to go to Indy tomorrow for work. Some mandatory seminar on our company insurance...even though I don't have the insurance offered by the company. You see, it's a Wellness Program, so if I joined, I would be put through many tests, physicals, and probably have fingers stuck in every hole in my body. Then they would find something to complain about...say maybe I need to lose some weight. Now, they say, "lose 10 pounds before your next rape...um...exam". Ok, sure, whatever. OH NOES when I go back next year and haven't lost 10 pounds, they raise my insurance rate. Not considering the fact that to insure my whole family would cost me $190 every 2 weeks. I did get a letter today stating the rates will be increasing this year. Slightly. Now, "slightly" is being defined by the same people who think $190 bi-weekly is "the best insurance in the industry".

What really bothers me is that I'll be in Indy, and that is too damn close to strongbad. We all know he's driving again.

Damn.