I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
That's because tidus is a wuss of epic proportions.
And has crappy abilities.
Director: Okay, Wakka, you get the ability to kill airborne enemies
Wakka: Cool, ya.
Director: Lulu, you get the ability to kill elementals and hit airborne enemies.
Lulu: Fine.
Director: Auron, you get the ability to cut through damn near everything.
Auron: Great.
Tidus: Ooh, ooh, director dude, what's my ability?
Director: Oh...err...you get to do slightly more damage to wolves and have a slightly higher hit rate which is going to be mildly important for the first 5% of the game, then totally unimportant afterwards.
Tidus: YAY!
Director: We've gotta stop getting characters from "special" schools...
Kimahri: What about kimahri?
Director: Shut up, nobody likes you. You have the power to have a phallic symbol on your forehead.
*Kimarhi cries*
*zips up*
You've been a great audience.
Good night everybody!
/leaves
So..
I got my ass kicked. Yay.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!