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Thread: The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    That guy's giant sausage like fingers intimidate me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Firelyght View Post
    No!

    And Michael: that too.
    Wha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Firelyght View Post
    No!
    Don't mind snkupo, he's only angry because he spent the entire game levelling kimarhi.

    Poor snkupo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Don't mind snkupo, he's only angry because he spent the entire game levelling kimarhi.

    Poor snkupo...
    In my game, Wakka was about 5x more powerful than Tidus. He was overkilling just about everything, including bosses
    I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Firelyght View Post
    In my game, Wakka was about 5x more powerful than Tidus. He was overkilling just about everything, including bosses
    That's because tidus is a wuss of epic proportions.

    And has crappy abilities.

    Director: Okay, Wakka, you get the ability to kill airborne enemies
    Wakka: Cool, ya.
    Director: Lulu, you get the ability to kill elementals and hit airborne enemies.
    Lulu: Fine.
    Director: Auron, you get the ability to cut through damn near everything.
    Auron: Great.
    Tidus: Ooh, ooh, director dude, what's my ability?
    Director: Oh...err...you get to do slightly more damage to wolves and have a slightly higher hit rate which is going to be mildly important for the first 5% of the game, then totally unimportant afterwards.
    Tidus: YAY!
    Director: We've gotta stop getting characters from "special" schools...
    Kimahri: What about kimahri?
    Director: Shut up, nobody likes you. You have the power to have a phallic symbol on your forehead.
    *Kimarhi cries*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    That's because tidus is a wuss of epic proportions.

    And has crappy abilities.

    Director: Okay, Wakka, you get the ability to kill airborne enemies
    Wakka: Cool, ya.
    Director: Lulu, you get the ability to kill elementals and hit airborne enemies.
    Lulu: Fine.
    Director: Auron, you get the ability to cut through damn near everything.
    Auron: Great.
    Tidus: Ooh, ooh, director dude, what's my ability?
    Director: Oh...err...you get to do slightly more damage to wolves and have a slightly higher hit rate which is going to be mildly important for the first 5% of the game, then totally unimportant afterwards.
    Tidus: YAY!
    Director: We've gotta stop getting characters from "special" schools...
    Kimahri: What about kimahri?
    Director: Shut up, nobody likes you. You have the power to have a phallic symbol on your forehead.
    *Kimarhi cries*
    Kimarhi was badass in my game. Slow, but could kill just about anything in one hit.
    I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Firelyght View Post
    Kimarhi was badass in my game. Slow, but could kill just about anything in one hit.
    Then your game is clearly hax'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Then your game is clearly hax'd.
    Nope, I just happened to actually PLAY with Kimarhi.
    I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Firelyght View Post
    Nope, I just happened to actually PLAY with Kimarhi.
    Blasphemy.

    Don't lie to me.

    Time for a spanking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackhammer View Post
    Shh, he'll make a thread with a poll to see who lol'd at the title.
    That made me lol too

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    *zips up*

    You've been a great audience.

    Good night everybody!

    /leaves

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    So..

    I got my ass kicked. Yay.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    So..

    I got my ass kicked. Yay.
    What happened? :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    What happened? :/
    Seconded, Didn't get hurt too badly, did you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I blame evans.

    That homo.
    Yeah, I was out all day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    Because you're a woman. Try FFX-2. More your thing, I'm sure.
    So, yeah, stupidest statement ever.

    Not surprised it came from you.

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