Oh my god that was the funniest shit ever. she didn't even look good. Oh well. Wierd tits>no tits I guess. I wonder how the dinner conversation was that night.
I was.
um...nevermind.![]()
I'm off to bed, have a good night![]()
I suddenly feel like playing Undying again. I'm at a sore loss for games lately... being a fan of horror and a PC gamer doesn't go together that well that often. :/
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
Three men go into a motel. The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?
Also.
MY DICK?
Who's the lame douche who took away the title?! It was both awesome and win.