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Thread: The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Cake Man View Post
    My old man sends a 500$ every two weeks to my brother...Who are you?
    I, um...went to bed 10 minutes ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    Believe me I dont need help Pwnning him.

    a short List:

    Dell

    Truck title
    YOu shut the hell up, Demetri was an idiot for doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Cake Man View Post
    YOu shut the hell up, Demetri was an idiot for doing that.
    HAHA,
    My Truck,
    Dick.

    See what I did thar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post

    Oh, and My Dick.
    [11:48:29] <Cheezymadman> note to self: dont trust darth with small objects
    [11:48:43] * Cheezymadman removes sprung's dick from darth's mouth
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    Y'all are nuts.

    I'm out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Son: oh crap...dad's taking off his belt!
    Son's friend: Is he gonna whip you with it?
    Son: No, I'm getting fucked in the ass again.
    Dad: You're his best friend, hold these pants for me, will ya?
    I am not having sex with any children.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    If I ever have kids I won't be the guy that only uses verbal punishment. I don't fuck around.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I kinda feel out of place of this gas talk and stuff.

    It's been a long time since I used a car, so I don't remember how much did I paid for that.

    For the beer I paid two bucks, I think.


    Quote Originally Posted by Darth
    That post reminded me of the Weasly family from Harry Potter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Son: oh crap...dad's taking off his belt!
    Son's friend: Is he gonna whip you with it?
    Son: No, I'm getting fucked in the ass again.
    Dad: You're his best friend, hold these pants for me, will ya?
    I had a friend. He took a belt.
    He took a belt and hung himself.

    Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    HAHA,
    My Truck,
    Dick.

    See what I did thar?
    Your american don't let him fool you guys other wise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Y'all are nuts.

    I'm out
    You had better get that broken shit fixed up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I am not having sex with any children.
    I'll deal out the corporal punishments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    I had a friend. He took a belt.
    He took a belt and hung himself.

    Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived.







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    There was a guy who my siblings knew who did that. He did it to escape his drunken rampaging father or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Cake Man View Post
    Your american don't let him fool you guys other wise.
    I will say on Nicks behalf that he is an awesome charades team member.

    street fighter the movie the game the movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    I will say on Nicks behalf that he is an awesome charades team member.

    street fighter the movie the game the movie
    Were you on that team, Craig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    I will say on Nicks behalf that he is an awesome charades team member.

    street fighter the movie the game the movie
    haha That was bitchin', "The Count of Monte Cristo"

    What a good game. Will have to do it again sometime.

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