They need to make a car that runs on shit. I mean, we'd never run out and it's free.
A exdrunk from my work used to come in drunk and leave drunk, while driving a commercial vehicle. Also he used to chip the drums out for the other drivers for a case of beer, He'd walk away with 12 cases of the cheap water downed beer and finish it by Monday. and he has a neck problem so he had to drink them all through a straw.