Shove it old man!

[D]

Old age. First you lose the hair on your head, then your arms, then your pubes. Shortly following the all-over baldness comes death. That's it.

Evans is on stage 8 of 10 in his life. That gives him about 45 seconds or so to live by my calculations.

[Sprung]

Old age. First you lose the hair on your head, then your arms, then your pubes. Shortly following the all-over baldness comes death. That's it.

Evans is on stage 8 of 10 in his life. That gives him about 45 seconds or so to live by my calculations.

HAHAHA!

Good one.






































We all know you can't count.

[Azruelli]

Old age. First you lose the hair on your head, then your arms, then your pubes. Shortly following the all-over baldness comes death. That's it.

Evans is on stage 8 of 10 in his life. That gives him about 45 seconds or so to live by my calculations.

Must've fucked up alot on the other stages.

I hate your guts, I hope your wife comes home with pork on her breath.

That's hate, man.

[D]

That's why I work for a bank. They aren't going to employ people with extensive numeracy skills are they? How would they make a profit?

[Mikey]

That's why I work for a bank. They aren't going to employ people with extensive numeracy skills are they? How would they make a profit?

I thought you worked as a computer technician.

[D]

I thought you worked as a computer technician.

I do. For a bank.

I haven't used that smilie for a good few years. Glad to see it's still alive.

[/memorises]

[Azruelli]

That's why I work for a bank. They aren't going to employ people with extensive numeracy skills are they? How would they make a profit?

I bet if you said that to your employer, your next paycheck would be one dollar/Euro or any other Currency your country uses.

[D]

I bet if you said that to your employer, your next paycheck would be one dollar/Euro or any other Currency your country uses.

I wouldn't worry. They're offshoring my job to Hungary so by the time they find out I'd have already been made redundant.

[Sprung]

There's something inherently cool about driving around in the car listening to the Rez soundtrack.

Vibrating the mirrors.

Yeah.

[Sprung]

I wouldn't worry. They're offshoring my job to Hungary so by the time they find out I'd have already been made redundant.

Without a job, you're going to go Hungary.

[King Cake Man]

That's hate, man.

It's hard being his brother, he's a dick to ya when your not even around. man even afraid to help a brother out with bills.

[D]

Without a job, you're going to go Hungary.

Bugger that. I've applied for no less than four jobs today. All on a higher wage than my current slave rate of £10 an hour.

[Cyberxion]

That's why I work for a bank. They aren't going to employ people with extensive numeracy skills are they? How would they make a profit?

To be fair, bankers have been fucking with my money for literally longer than I can remember, what with me being stricken with...with...what? Anyway, the point is, cover up if you're going to get down. You wouldn't want any little ones screwing up your carefree life, right? Right? Nickels.

Oh wait, the point is that either you bankers are screwing up my account on purpose, or you can't count. One or the other.

[Cyberxion]

Oh and Dave, please do stop uploading those pictures to Photobucket, alright? I'm tired of constantly deleting pictures of you mooning the Queen. Also, you might want to have that mole checked.

[Sprung]

Bugger that. I've applied for no less than four jobs today. All on a higher wage than my current slave rate of £10 an hour.

My first wife had 10 pounds per hour down to a science.