Mind telling me which chapter thats in? I know a few people who deserve a good mindfucking and that seems like a good way to start.
Fear and Loathing
Mind telling me which chapter thats in? I know a few people who deserve a good mindfucking and that seems like a good way to start.
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28Originally Posted by Hypnos
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/28/
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"“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket."
Just...
"“Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!” yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it."
S&M time?
"Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools"
now we're talking...
"Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111"
Oh my!
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I just had asthma attack. Didn't have one since I was 7.
That shit was fucking crazy, like the biggest I ever had and I had to deal with it on webcam haha
My tounge and fingers went numb/tingly and I got nervous it just worsened I thought i'd pass out for a sec.
Cookie Thief
Fucking hell I swear I really thought i'd die infront of my computer a Friday at 5am.
Fear and Loathing
A truly polo way to end it all.Fucking hell I swear I really thought i'd die infront of my computer a Friday at 5am.
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"“If u don’t then I’ll rap Draco!1”"
Drac-O Drac-O
motherfucker's a butt-hole
fucking guys is his life goal
Goddammit, I hope the writer of this is just a troll.
If not, I'll have to extract her soul
with my gat. OH!
/crap rap
"“Ok now you’re going to go back in tim.”"
Gay porn time?
"“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“
‘topic!” I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned."
There is no fucking way this can be serious, right?
"“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked."
Bork de bork bork. bork? bork!
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Ouch.Fucking hell I swear I really thought i'd die infront of my computer a Friday at 5am.
Luckily you're still here.
Which is doubly fortunate, since if you're anything like me you probably go pantsless when using the computer.
~
Haha. That fan fiction sucks teh big one.
Cookie Thief
Im in boxers okay, so shush.
Okay sleep for me.
I still can't believe it, it caught me like that all of a sudden when I thought of SEKRIT STUFF. Thoughts are way too powerful.
'night!
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Well it could easily pop out. Unless you're tiny.Im in boxers okay, so shush.
Okay sleep for me.
I still can't believe it, it caught me like that all of a sudden when I thought of SEKRIT STUFF. Thoughts are way too powerful.
'night!
Maybe it wasn't an asthma attack, maybe you were just orgasming really hard.
Goodnight
Fear and Loathing
'night polo.
~
Lame. I've been learning Iron Tusk, and our drummer says he probably won't be able to handle it.
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"And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat.”"
Touch your toes, now give me a headspin. AGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
"“Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring.”"
Can someone, please teach this girl how time travel works?
Or how to properly slit your wrists.
Whichever works.
"We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. "
...
There is so much wrong here. I don't even know where to start.
But oh well.
OH SHIT, IT'S CAP'N CRUNCH AND HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
..
I...I finished reading it.
...
I...I...
*explodes*
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/39/
This guy for president.
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