I'm not surprised. That'd be during the time he had his "heartbreak kid" gimmick.Originally Posted by V|_@M3
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I'm not surprised. That'd be during the time he had his "heartbreak kid" gimmick.
Cookie Thief
Yeah, good things to tend to come in pairs.man
tits are so awesome
do you concur theo?
Not all jokes are funny.
no but i immediatlely thought to send it ot mikey asa parnk
The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
Super Moderator
Please tell me the writer was being sarcastic.
PLEASE!
Otherwise I may have lost all faith in humanity.
Not that I had much mind you, but there's still that thread of hope.
Cookie Thief
It does drone on a bit after about 4 chapters but some of the earlier lines were fantastic.
Super Moderator
Fantasticly bad
The only good thing is that it's so non goth (and pretty emo) while trying to be goth that there's a high probability some goth dude(ette) is sitting in some dimly lit room cringing while reading it.
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Ha ha, "Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS!". Or something like that.
"stop flassing ok if u do den u r a prep"
Ah hah hah hah.
Oh man.
Super Moderator
"I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists."
I've apparently entered "it's so bad it's kind of good" mode.
Super Moderator
"I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s"
“Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”
Oh contradictions, how I love thee...
Fear and Loathing
If that shit ain't satire, I'm buying a knife and hunting down the little bitch.
Cookie Thief
Trust me, after about chapter 20 my brain started to bleed.
Fear and Loathing
My mind began to shut down after the first chapter. I'm not sure I could stand 20.
On the up side, I have a few emo (read: fans of old DC hardcore), goth and metalhead friends who will piss themselves in laughter and fear when they read this.
Super Moderator
"Loopin was masticating to it"
I typically masticate to old TV shows or newspapers myself.
"Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked."
Heh, constipation.
"Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently."
Yes.
"frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz!"
I'm suprised it made it to 20 chapters. Severe blood loss and all.
wait, this draco guy came back from the dead? The fuck? Someone teach this girl the meaning of "consistancy" please.
ugh, I can't read anymore of this. It's hilarious and annoying at the same time.
Cookie Thief
"I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B’loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism."
Fear and Loathing
Apparently she's only alive because no-one told her the age-old secret of "down, not across". Or she's just a whiny emo git without enough strength to pierce the skin.
Somebody do it for her, now. Please.
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