You see, you hated pirates, but still, you made funny comments about him, instead, Darth is all: "I fucking hate you so much, faggot piece of shit."
You see? Jase has fun flaming and hating and will live happily receiving good comments from schoolgirls, and Darth will die of a heart attack when realizes that hate consumed him.
Or that some drug fucked him in the bathroom, one of those can happen.
Oh, it was probably one of the spamvertisements. Knocking the foetus bank and forth will eventually kill it.I don't get why he's bouncing off a coat hanger...