Shove it old man!

[Jase]

Yeah, that is actually the opposite. Jase is on top of things tonight.


Now I am seriously going to bed. I think.

I know ive been on a roll tonite, wonder why =/
SRSLY thou, being "gay like" doesnt mean shit, Im INSANELY close to Chicken and Kate, and that works with me, not against me, if i go to Kate "I think that girls really cute" Kate's goin to put in a good word, and mean it, becuase she knwos im not a jerk.

Nice try thou at giving us here at EP your point of view on how the "real world" works, im but afraid your redneck town isnt the real world NINJAMAFIA

[Strongbad]

Hey strongbad, what's your phone number?

Are you fucking serious? Maybe I will give that info out when I don't have to sleep. Maybe.

[Corey]

Sweet. All those years of drug use, premarital sex, listening to loud music, and not attending church have finally paid off!



You know that dead chicks can't tell you're shaved right?

I told you.


It feels good when the breee goes by.


Damn this stuffy nose. I can't sleep now.

[Wolvespack Cry]

Sweet. All those years of drug use, premarital sex, listening to loud music, and not attending church have finally paid off!



You know that dead chicks can't tell you're shaved right?

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!

[Strongbad]

But he has no hope of ever being Ryan or Nick.

So those rules are pointless.

Unless he wears a man bra and takes pictures of his mom naked.

Then those rules apply.

Plus Ryan is unkillable.

I smell a sequal,

Unbreakable 2: Ryan.

All of this is very true.


FUCK ME!!! I really have to go to bed. That is like the tenth time I have said it so this time I mean it.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!

...

You, sir, make me depressed.

[Corey]

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!

Realy, do you strive to be incredibly lame, or is it natural. The uncool emanating from you right now is killing my mood. I felt good for being manly and you're bringing me down.

[Corey]

http://www.krinkels.net/movies/Crap.html

Why is this so funny to me?

[Elmdor Rizer]

Realy, do you strive to be incredibly lame, or is it natural. The uncool emanating from you right now is killing my mood. I felt good for being manly and you're bringing me down.

You too? That's it, I'm gonna ban him now..

[Ahkei]

1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

2. Nope.

3. Jumped over a little fence while inebriated and shattered some sort of bone. I walked about 3 miles to where I was staying like this at about 4 am.

4. Don't go into bars too often, the hwole <18 thing... But I have won many a drunken brawl.

5. Never sexed. But made out with a few babes.

6. Killed a goat with a compound bow. And shot many a rabbit.

[Elmdor Rizer]

1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

While being that drunk, have you tried lying or sitting down?

[Ahkei]

Are you fucking serious? Maybe I will give that info out when I don't have to sleep. Maybe.

Sort of. I am incredibly bored.

And I want to see how much a call to another country would cost.

[Corey]

1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

2. Nope.

3. Jumped over a little fence while inebriated and shattered some sort of bone. I walked about 3 miles to where I was staying like this at about 4 am.

4. Don't go into bars too often, the hwole <18 thing... But I have won many a drunken brawl.

5. Never sexed. But made out with a few babes.

6. Killed a goat with a compound bow. And shot many a rabbit.

I smashed a turtle once that bit me. Turtle baseball FTW. Unfortunately trouble FTL as it was my sister's.

[Raype]

Damn,. Honestly, I'm quite manly. Now the threesome though. Do they all have to range an 8? One was a 7 for me.(Bekka) The other ranged 8 (Sarah)

Yes, otherwise we'd have to admit people who troll for ugly chicks.

We don't need that. Plus there's no sport in that. Anyone can club a baby seal, it takes a man to kill an adult.

I'm quite manly.

You have accumulated: 302 man points.

So, how much manpoints do I have, and how many gay acts can I commit while still calling myself Hetero?

You have accumulated: 592 man points. You have acquired 2341 gay points.

Well then being I've done 5 out of those six then I'm doing well. don't think Killing Animals is a good thing. Killing is wrong unless you need it for food, and in this day and time you don't have to, they have grocery stores for that

If you don't kill them, they'll kill other animals or will be killed by something else. It's nature. Control the population, etc.

Oh, and by killing for food you're reducing the amount you buy from grocery stores. So in a way killing wild animals reduces the number of animals being raised and slaughtered. Plus seeing as a good deal of meat is raised in certain "non environmentally/animal friendly" countries, you aren't really helping anyone by buying from a supermarket.

[Ahkei]

While being that drunk, have you tried lying or sitting down?

Well obviously. You don't think I would be standing during such an ordeal...