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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Where i live.
    Or, "Yes".

    They both work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    I think someone just got burnt like the people in the North Tower. [/911]
    See now, when you're not American, it's perfectly fine to joke about 9/11.

    I envy you, sir.

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    Right, homework. Fuck you all.

    And having said that..

    meat is still murder, dairy's still rape. ^_______^

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Some would say that joke came too soon, but not me.


    Well played, sir.
    No, the Irwin jokes came too soon. Almost (/11 hapened like 6 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Get your dad to do it. Or, you could get it yourself, Mr. Bestworkerintheworld
    I am looking, I just can't find the bastard. Besides, my dad wouldn't know where I put the remote for the TV in my room.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    No, the Irwin jokes came too soon. Almost (/11 hapened like 6 years ago.
    And we all stop for a moment of silence on Parenthesis 11, every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Or, "Yes".

    They both work.
    I only cut myself once. And that was on accident. I was joking about with Taylor and she pushed my hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I am looking, I just can't find the bastard. Besides, my dad wouldn't know where I put the remote for the TV in my room.
    Stop it. You're supposed to retort, not make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    And we all stop for a moment of silence on Parenthesis 11, every year.
    I do.

    gimme a break I'm typping without watching the key board for the first time in forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I only cut myself once. And that was on accident. I was joking about with Taylor and she pushed my hand.
    That's not a excuse. You masturbated, mister.

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    Whenever someone brings 9/11 up 'IRL' I like to go "Uh? I dun remember that, can you tell me what happened???". People always get pissed, despite the fact that they couldn't care less. Hypocrites also amuse me.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
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    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Where i live.
    Oh.

    Well I'd probably qualify for "cut n shoot" membership.

    If "membership" is just fancy talk for being from a place where there are a lot of inbreds and rednecks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Surf nazi
    meat is still murder, dairy's still rape.
    I could go for sume murder and a tall glass of rape myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    That's not a excuse. You masturbated, mister.
    But you caught me. You never punished your daughter for our mistake.

    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Whenever someone brings 9/11 up 'IRL' I like to go "Uh? I dun remember that, can you tell me what happened???". People always get pissed, despite the fact that they couldn't care less. Hypocrites also amuse me.
    Indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I could go for sume murder and a tall glass of rape myself.
    Seconded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    But you caught me. You never punished your daughter for our mistake.



    Indeed.
    Stop confusing me. It makes the children cry.

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