Shove it old man!

[Fer!]

Righto!

Anyway I have to leave. Gonna bake something. Not exactly sure what yet. Bye!

Sure thing, have fun at the kitchen, remember your hard training playing Cooking Mama.

Later!

[Raype]

Yeah, they would have lots of little pirate robots along with them using shotguns and smelling like weed.

You know, 'cause shotguns add street cred.

"Are you a bad enough dude to save the enchanted bling from the clutches of robo long john walking shadow?"

Damn, I forgot to add "friend". When I saw my post again it sounded really badass.

And what when there's toilets in trains or airplanes? It's a miracle right there!

I figured it was the after effect of some wild party. Or you leaving your door unlocked. Both of which are really badass.

Not really. All it takes is for one bad bumb and...
well, let's just say it won't be pretty. Buses are far worse.
Let's just say I never drink or eat when I travel. Those washrooms are unsanitary. I pity women.

[Fer!]

I figured it was the after effect of some wild party. Or you leaving your door unlocked. Both of which are really badass.

Not really. All it takes is for one bad bumb and...
well, let's just say it won't be pretty. Buses are far worse.
Let's just say I never drink or eat when I travel. Those washrooms are unsanitary. I pity women.

Ah, the first one happened once at some friend house during a party, I felt a bit tired after a few hours and I lied on my friends bed. A few minutes later I felt someone trying to get some space and it was this random girl that started talking to me, I gave her some advice about I don't know what and then she was all "Aww...no one listened to me in a while! It's getting hot, I'll take off my skirt for just a bit. "

Then, I realized it was the sister of my friend, it was the first time I went to his place.
BTW, is the same one I mentioned in the PM I sent ya. I thought she was drunk at first, but she was clean, after going to a lot of parties you can tell very easily if someone has even a few alcohol in their blood.

Me neither, if I'm going to make a travel longer than four hours, all I do is drinking water, if I wanna pee it's no big deal, but having a heavy lunch sure is.

[The Joker]

[Ahkei]

I'll rock the casbah, and blow your mind!

[The Joker]

in rl that pic and the yosemite water bottle pic are taken 180 degrees from each other.

[Raype]

Ah, the first one happened once at some friend house during a party, I felt a bit tired after a few hours and I lied on my friends bed. A few minutes later I felt someone trying to get some space and it was this random girl that started talking to me, I gave her some advice about I don't know what and then she was all "Aww...no one listened to me in a while! Take your clothes off now. "

Then, I realized it was the sister of my friend, it was the first time I went to his place.
BTW, is the same one I mentioned in the PM I sent ya. I thought she was drunk at first, but she was clean, after going to a lot of parties you can tell very easily if someone has even a few alcohol in their blood.

Me neither, if I'm going to make a travel longer than four hours, all I do is drinking water, if I wanna pee it's no big deal, but having a heavy lunch sure is.

Ooh, dominating. Me likey. Yeah, I'm kinky. Who'd have guessed?

You found out she was his sister before or after doing plugging some holes? One of the hilarious perks of having sex with someone's sister is that it can be rather lol worthy. Especially if you didn't meet the friend yet.

Guy:"oh, and uh, ray, this is my sister"
Me:"Uh, yeah. I've met her."
Guy: "Huh?"
*awkward moment*
Someone else: "Omg, he did you sister! OWNED!" *this guy of course has a shocked look on his face, is yelling, and is pointing at the first guy in a somewhat comical way*

Sometimes it's a little hard to tell who's drunk and who isn't. Some people can function pretty well while drunk. Others fall apart the second they hit the bottle. And some people are just normally fucked up.

I go into complete biological shutdown. In some cases I'll even sleep through a trip. Which is odd, considering that I normally don't sleep much.

[Raype]

xxx

Why Do You Hate Us!??!?!??!?

[Fer!]

Ooh, dominating. Me likey. Yeah, I'm kinky. Who'd have guessed?

You found out she was his sister before or after doing plugging some holes? One of the hilarious perks of having sex with someone's sister is that it can be rather lol worthy. Especially if you didn't meet the friend yet.

Guy:"oh, and uh, ray, this is my sister"
Me:"Uh, yeah. I've met her."
Guy: "Huh?"
*awkward moment*
Someone else: "Omg, he did you sister! OWNED!" *this guy of course has a shocked look on his face, is yelling, and is pointing at the first guy in a somewhat comical way*

Sometimes it's a little hard to tell who's drunk and who isn't. Some people can function pretty well while drunk. Others fall apart the second they hit the bottle. And some people are just normally fucked up.

I go into complete biological shutdown. In some cases I'll even sleep through a trip. Which is odd, considering that I normally don't sleep much.

After, when we were done she told me, "Nice party my brother is having, eh?"
Let's just say that there isn't a OMFG smiley.

Maybe, thing is, drunk girls, not good, at all.

You? Sleep? I thought all you did was entering your coffin every night.

Dammit, I'm not sleepy, but it seems that there's gonna be a power problem, TV is acting up and the light is a bit weak for seconds.

I'll guess I'll leave to do something else, I don't want this crap to die or something.

Laters!

[Raype]

After, when we were done she told me, "Nice party my brother is having, eh?"
Let's just say that there isn't a OMFG smiley.

Maybe, thing is, drunk girls, not good, at all.

You? Sleep? I thought all you did was entering your coffin every night.

Dammit, I'm not sleepy, but it seems that there's gonna be a power problem, TV is acting up and the light is a bit weak for seconds.

I'll guess I'll leave to do something else, I don't want this crap to die or something.

Laters!

or Could probably do it. I bet you nearly crapped yourself when she said that

Are we talking drunk slutty or drunk "I lurve you... *vomit* " girls? The first ones are kinda cool. As long as they aren't too drunk.

My secret is out! One, one person knows my secret. Mwa ha ha ha ha *lightning crashes* ... I swear cookie put me up to posting here. Blah!

Maybe it's some american troops that were accidentally air dropped into the wrong country.

Or perhaps pirates hacking the world's power company systems and destroying entire grids. Or not.

Later

[The Joker]

im toked... and so is mom she gave me the lighter

[Raype]

im toked... and so is mom she gave me the lighter

Now it all makes sense...

[The Joker]

<----
on the
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[Raype]

6 am.

Time to start getting ready for the daily schoolings.

And workages.

And so forth.

/gone

[The Joker]

knight rider doesn't make a good agent of shield.