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    *crickets*

    *tumbleweed*

    Uh...I'm going to be over there.

    *walks away quietly*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Assploded.


    That's no excuse. All pants are crotch tight to me. Whenever I get stiff they just fly right off. I normally make a slingshot sound before my raging hard on tears my pants and flings them across the room.
    I almost smiled.


    You fool, you've upset the balance of power! Without big bird, cookie and elmo will battle to the death for control of the streets! He was the only hope of bringing the gangs together and stopping the senseless turf wars.
    One body, two bodies, THREE BODIES! Blah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    *crickets*

    *tumbleweed*

    Uh...I'm going to be over there.

    *walks away quietly*
    Good job, people. He's gone.

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    Stop lurking, hun.

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    Hey, hun.

    Geez, it's 05.00 and I'm still not done with everything I wanted to do. But.. if I have it done in two hours my mum will leave, so I'll be able to wank, which I haven't done in close to a week, come to think of it.. uh, yeah, do that, eat vanilla yoghurt and sleep for 30 mins. Awesome plan!

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Heh, I was thinking about whether I should post or not. I tend to waste too much time here, when pulling all nighters.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Hey, hun.

    Geez, it's 05.00 and I'm still not done with everything I wanted to do. But.. if I have it done in two hours my mum will leave, so I'll be able to wank, which I haven't done in close to a week, come to think of it.. uh, yeah, do that, eat vanilla yoghurt and sleep for 30 mins. Awesome plan!
    You said you wouldn't post! :O

    Heyyy.

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    I'm weak. Don't worry though, I won't have any time for EP this weekend, so it'll take a while before you see me here again after this session.

    Making tea, after I'm done drinking I'm out. Yeah, good plan!

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    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    I'm weak. Don't worry though, I won't have any time for EP this weekend, so it'll take a while before you see me here again after this session.

    Making tea, after I'm done drinking I'm out. Yeah, good plan!
    Just don't get on MSN. Best way to avoid being bothered by me and my assatar.

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    But I like the assatar..

    Man, I remember back when I could do schoolwork at daytime.. and not just some schoolwork, but everything I had to do, in one session.. sigh.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    But I like the assatar..

    Man, I remember back when I could do schoolwork at daytime.. and not just some schoolwork, but everything I had to do, in one session.. sigh.
    Who doesn't?

    Awww, that sucks. :/

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    VOY 7x22

    I'm almost there

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    EAT GAS, YOU ASS. Erm.. yeah.

    Thanks for the quick talk, hun, It's back to work for me now. Oh, and I wrote an addendum on my teacher-bashing thing, if she had yet to understand what a fucking retard she is. What the hell am I doing? x_X

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    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    EAT GAS, YOU ASS. Erm.. yeah.

    Thanks for the quick talk, hun, It's back to work for me now. Oh, and I wrote an addendum on my teacher-bashing thing, if she had yet to understand what a fucking retard she is. What the hell am I doing? x_X
    Pineapples!

    Sure thing. Talk atcha some other time. And, yes, what are you doing? :/

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