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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I learn to give in to peer pressure. Life's easier that way.
    Hmm... I'm keeping an eye on you.

    Turn your camera a little to the left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Born that way.

    Ah yes, bottom feeders, like your mom.

    Why does he keep yelling that to you, eh?
    Born that gay?

    No, my dad is the bottom feeder. My mom is the whore. Pay attention.

    Because he wants your hot tight french canadian ass for himself. I see the way he looks at you. With his EYES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I can't even remember where the hell that came from
    My head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Born that gay?

    No, my dad is the bottom feeder. My mom is the whore. Pay attention.

    Because he wants your hot tight french canadian ass for himself. I see the way he looks at you. With his EYES!
    Force of habit.

    It's hard to when I care so little.

    He never called my bubble butt that way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    My head.
    I'm scared!!!!!! HOLD ME RAY!
    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Hmm... I'm keeping an eye on you.

    Turn your camera a little to the left.
    I'm going to start stripping. Hold your breathe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Force of habit.

    It's hard to when I care so little.

    He never called my bubble butt that way...
    You got the "force' part right.

    You don't care?

    I make booty calls to your bubble butt 5 times a day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Panda
    I'm scared!!!!!! HOLD ME RAY!
    Why do they always come to me.

    Or, rather, cum on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I'm scared!!!!!! HOLD ME RAY!

    I'm going to start stripping. Hold your breathe!
    You call that stripping?

    My grandmother can strip better than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You got the "force' part right.

    You don't care?

    I make booty calls to your bubble butt 5 times a day.



    Why do they always come to me.

    Or, rather, cum in me.
    Because you're a pussy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    You call that stripping?

    My grandmother can strip better than that.
    How would you know? :X

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You got the "force' part right.

    You don't care?

    I make booty calls to your bubble butt 5 times a day.
    Hobbit?



    Awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe° View Post
    How would you know? :X
    LAME!!!

    I ought to beat with you a n00b stick, but I'll leave that honor up to skinner. I have 9 balls! one is black!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    You call that stripping?

    My grandmother can strip better than that.
    Cieling fan!??!??!!??!??!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Because you're a pussy?
    These cat ears have nothing to do with that.

    Plus I only got them so I figured they'd let me land hot chicks.

    As usual, I should have thought twice before accepting dating advice from a guy who hasn't gotten any he hasn't paid for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Hobbit?



    Awkward.
    I want my knob polished while you're down there.



    Not unless you fart loudly.

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    I bought ray a gift!!! I'M SPECIAL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    LAME!!!

    I ought to beat with you a n00b stick, but I'll leave that honor up to skinner. I have 9 balls! one is black!
    Pffft, I get the feeling he'll bitch you out of here once again.

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