Shove it old man!

[Raype]

Aww, look at the cute pirates

But you know that wasn't me.

You all look the same to me.

Plus, I don't trust your eyes.

They're always all over the place.

WTF just happened to the skin!?

The skins are buggier than dck's girlfriend.

What can I say, I like my condiments. Just you wait 'till I bring out the relish.

You'd put relish on my buns? You mustard!

No that was me, I was the "paramedic." I was just dressed as one for my stripping act but everyone thought I was a real one and handed me over to you for medical attention. I didn't know what else to do!

That would explain why I have "pandas have big bamboo" tattood on my ass.

You'll be rich in bruises and anal fissures.

No, not really.

Fissures? I like the old term better. Fuck PC.

Then like corey? Cuz he's poor. And doesn't make much cents.

[Panda Man]

That would explain why I have "pandas have big bamboo" tattood on my ass.

Actually no, that was Evans.

[Cookie Monster]

Haha..Glitch apparently...

Cookie for the win. Points to the thread title.

But you know it wasn't me.

[Evans]

You'd put relish on my buns? You mustard!

But I'm tidy! If it drips, I lick it off.

Fissures? I like the old term better. Fuck PC.

Then like corey? Cuz he's poor. And doesn't make much cents.

No, more like Newfies: just retarded.

[Cookie Monster]

Aww, look at the cute pirates



You all look the same to me.

Plus, I don't trust your eyes.

They're always all over the place.

It's just to watch you, cos I'm watching you.

So is Evans...

[Raype]

But I'm tidy! If it drips, I lick it off.



No, more like Newfies: just retarded.

Like a dog. Or my mom.

You have crabs.

Not all of us. Just the ones that have parents who are also cousins.

[Raype]

It's just to watch you, cos I'm watching you.

So is Evans...

I know.

*flashes webcam*

I meet your daily requirements of meat.

Yeah!

[Cookie Monster]

Aww, look at the cute pirates

Now, that's a real genius!

[Evans]

It's just to watch you, cos I'm watching you.

So is Evans...

I'm the Seer.

Like a dog. Or my mom.

You have crabs.

Not all of us. Just the ones that have parents who are also cousins.

Yeah, bitches.

You're a shrimp.

You would know.

I know.

*flashes webcam*

I meet your daily requirements of meat.

Yeah!

ZOMG, hawt!

[Jackhammer]

Off to watch tv...Hope Most Fucking Haunted isn't on again...

/laters..

[Panda Man]

I'm so rich I don't get crabs from hookers, I get lobster!

[Evans]

Off to watch tv...Hope Most Fucking Haunted isn't on again...

/laters..

"This week, most Fucking Haunted Places tours the highway motels."

[Panda Man]

Let's have a rousing game of EXTREME BASKET WEAVING to calm my nerves.

[Cookie Monster]

I'm gonna watch some tv too, laters.

[Evans]

Let's have a rousing game of EXTREME BASKET WEAVING to calm my nerves.

Way to use your old SOR material.