Shove it old man!

[Sprung]

Pirates: I know you're reading this, so...

You worthless piece of garbage. You come to me begging to be let back in. You swore you had matured and acted sincere in your apologies for your previous actions. You promised never to act like the retard we all knew Pirates_DC as. You begged me to poll the other staffers for the possibility for you to be unbanned, all in the premise that you would never sink to your preveious level.

Guess what. You did. Thanks for keeping up your end of the bargain. I trusted you, and you fucked me over, royally. I hope you're happy because you'll never see the light of day on EP ever again. Sure, you can make another account with your little proxy-fag shit, but you know what? You have to never post like you normally do, never say anything that makes any of your posts fit you personally, and never act like you know any of us. Why am I telling you this? Because I know you are too fucking stupid to ever pull it off. You are a self-absorbed pill popper who is too busy fucking anything with a cunt, and you're far too stupid to figure out how to work a condom so you keep the country's supply of crack babies in check. No, you'd never get past a few days without getting all proud of yourself and running your mouth. You think you are so fucking smart, but in all honesty, you are the dumbest fucking moron I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

In closing, you can fuck off and die. Never darken my step with a message again. I will not respond to your lies anymore.

Thanks for nothing, asshole.

[Mikey]

Pitares: I know you're reading this, so...

You worthless piece of garbage. You come to me begging to be let back in. You swore you had matured and acted sincere in your apologies for your previous actions. You promised never to act like the retard we all knew Pirates_DC as. You begged me to poll the other staffers for the possibility for you to be unbanned, all in the premise that you would never sink to your preveious level.

Guess what. You did. Thanks for keeping up your end of the bargain. I trusted you, and you fucked me over, royally. I hope you're happy because you'll never see the light of day on EP ever again. Sure, you can make another account with your little proxy-fag shit, but you know what? You have to never post like you normally do, never say anything that makes any of your posts fit you personally, and never act like you know any of us. Why am I telling you this? Because I know you are too fucking stupid to ever pull it off. You are a self-absorbed pill popper who is too busy fucking anything with a cunt, and you're far too stupid to figure out how to work a condom so you keep the country's supply of crack babies in check. No, you'd never get past a few days without getting all proud of yourself and running your mouth. You think you are so fucking smart, but in all honesty, you are the dumbest fucking moron I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

In closing, you can fuck off and die. Never darken my step with a message again. I will not respond to your lies anymore.

Thanks for nothing, asshole.

Damn.

You're the man.

[Banned]

Pitares: I know you're reading this, so...

You worthless piece of garbage. You come to me begging to be let back in. You swore you had matured and acted sincere in your apologies for your previous actions. You promised never to act like the retard we all knew Pirates_DC as. You begged me to poll the other staffers for the possibility for you to be unbanned, all in the premise that you would never sink to your preveious level.

Guess what. You did. Thanks for keeping up your end of the bargain. I trusted you, and you fucked me over, royally. I hope you're happy because you'll never see the light of day on EP ever again. Sure, you can make another account with your little proxy-fag shit, but you know what? You have to never post like you normally do, never say anything that makes any of your posts fit you personally, and never act like you know any of us. Why am I telling you this? Because I know you are too fucking stupid to ever pull it off. You are a self-absorbed pill popper who is too busy fucking anything with a cunt, and you're far too stupid to figure out how to work a condom so you keep the country's supply of crack babies in check. No, you'd never get past a few days without getting all proud of yourself and running your mouth. You think you are so fucking smart, but in all honesty, you are the dumbest fucking moron I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

In closing, you can fuck off and die. Never darken my step with a message again. I will not respond to your lies anymore.

Thanks for nothing, asshole.

So your unbanning pirates?

[Evans]

Pitares: I know you're reading this, so...

You worthless piece of garbage. You come to me begging to be let back in. You swore you had matured and acted sincere in your apologies for your previous actions. You promised never to act like the retard we all knew Pirates_DC as. You begged me to poll the other staffers for the possibility for you to be unbanned, all in the premise that you would never sink to your preveious level.

Guess what. You did. Thanks for keeping up your end of the bargain. I trusted you, and you fucked me over, royally. I hope you're happy because you'll never see the light of day on EP ever again. Sure, you can make another account with your little proxy-fag shit, but you know what? You have to never post like you normally do, never say anything that makes any of your posts fit you personally, and never act like you know any of us. Why am I telling you this? Because I know you are too fucking stupid to ever pull it off. You are a self-absorbed pill popper who is too busy fucking anything with a cunt, and you're far too stupid to figure out how to work a condom so you keep the country's supply of crack babies in check. No, you'd never get past a few days without getting all proud of yourself and running your mouth. You think you are so fucking smart, but in all honesty, you are the dumbest fucking moron I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

In closing, you can fuck off and die. Never darken my step with a message again. I will not respond to your lies anymore.

Thanks for nothing, asshole.

That's still up for debate.

Does that mean you're breaking up? :/

[Mikey]

So your unbanning pirates?

Twit.

[Banned]

Twit.

Twat.

Oh shi.. *runs*

[Mikey]

Twat.

Oh shi.. *runs*

*grabs Banned and makes him smell Danny's butt* Hah!

[Raype]

*grabs Banned and makes him small Danny's butt* Hah!

Danny's but is huge.

Not small.

[Mikey]

Danny's but is huge.

Not small.

I meant to say smell.

[Banned]

*grabs Banned and makes him small Danny's butt* Hah!

*refuses to small*

[Strongbad]

pirates done hacked my account

[Sprung]

Apparently, I now call him Pitares

[Raype]

pirates done hacked my account

Oh.

I thought your posts seemed to sound less insane lately.

Apparently, I now call him Pitares

Evil sprung is gone? Okay snkupo, you can come out now. The mean man is gone.

[Evans]

*grabs Banned and makes him smell Danny's butt* Hah! I'd like someone to do it to me.

Danny's but is huge.

Now smell.

It's huge on a tiny frame, but I'm tall and large, so it's perfect.

[kupo]

Evil sprung is gone? Okay snkupo, you can come out now. The mean man is gone.

Hello
snkupo is safe now!