The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Ahkei]

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cf...d-f0fc0eb1c36f

Tancred is still going around being pretty awesome.

[The Joker]

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cf...d-f0fc0eb1c36f

Tancred is still going around being pretty awesome.

1) it links back hime.
2) you have to be a band's frined to read their bulletins.

[Ahkei]

Ah. Suck on it then.

[The Joker]

just pasta it

[Ahkei]

Subject: Great Perun has blessed me with glorious victory!


I've arrived into the courtroom with my steed and my sword at my side. I unsheathed my sword and shouted "I wont fall for thine trickery! Thou hast caused me great pain and burden. Now thee shall pay for your insolence!" And I proceeded to behead the evil mischievous Jew banker.

Ok, not really.

But what really happened was I met with my lawyer and he told me the Jews have too weak of a case to put me away for a year like they originally planned. So they decided to charge me with disorderly conduct and give me a probation for a year (meaning if I fuck up I go to jail) as well as 1 year anger management class.

ROFL! ME? ANGER MANAGEMENT? I WOULD NEVER SURVIVE THROUGH THAT!

I can just imagine one of those sessions:

"Now Peter, why do you have the Bosniaks?"
"BECAUSE THEY'RE IN LEAGUE WITH THOSE DIRTY FUCKING NEO-FASCIST CROAT FUCKS! FUCKING FUCKERS!"

I hate so many things. I'd genocide the postmen if they were a race!

But my lawyer said he's not going for this. He tells me to plead guilty to disorderly conduct only if they they get rid of the probation and anger management, which they did. My lawyer kicked ass. He smooth talked the prosecutor over the phone, he smooth talked the clerk, and he smooth talked the judge and got me off with this. A misdemeanor. I've not been convicted of anything and I'm free to go.

My bowels hunger for revenge, but my brain tells me to do otherwise.

The Jew still got an order of protection for 2 years. lawl. Which I don't really give a fuck about. I'm hardly ever in that neighborhood and if you don't count the times when I go to G's house or to Alex's house, then I've probably been there 2 or 3 times in the past 2 years.

My lawyer also told me that the day after I got arrested this fucking evil Jew banker WENT ON VACATION TO PANAMA AND SAID THAT A DOCTOR THERE INSPECTED HIM AND REPORTED THAT 3 OF HIS RIBS ARE BROKEN

...

LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL!

Where the fuck do they come up with this shit? First I'm charged with hitting a Jew giving him an asthma attack, now all the sudden his ribs are broken. What are these Jews even made out of? Paper?

There's a few possibilities for his ribs being broken:
1. He got them broken in Panama and is blaming me for it so he can sue me because he's an evil Jew capitalist banker.
2. He's lying as there are no documents or records of any of this shit and he's still on his bourgeoisie vacation in Panama.

Even my lawyer called it "Jew tricks."

Unless he got himself a Jew doctor to lie on the medical forms and charge him fake medical bills, then he can't do anything. But if he did, he can only sue me and not my folks because I'm 18. And if this fuck thinks he can steal my Jew gold, he's got another thing coming. For I have no Jew gold. What's he gonna sue me for? What will he get out of it? A Sega Genesis? An Atari Jaguar controller?

If you ever come across a Jacob Hezoman on your travels, then slay him for I shall reward you well...

[Jase]

Yeah, sure I would. What man wouldn't?

DCK. Not really a man thou, so you got me there i guess.

That said, at this point in my life, I'd just like to find a good woman to settle in with. I don't want an ugly dog-like beast of course, but I'm tired of ineffectually playing the field, trying to score a dime-piece. It's just not going to happen for me.

Ive never had that problem, SRSLY this chick came up and hugged me last nite and told me she had a crush on me, i was like "Yeah swoit, this is Ree." shit sorta gets annoying, trust me.
This chick i know Tammy (Fucking hick name IMO) was liek "Jase i havent seen you in ages blah blah blah blah blah blah" and im just standing there zoning out.

[Dr Mario]

Yeah. Tancred's finally lost it.

[Ahkei]

Yeah. Tancred's finally lost it.

All his bulletins are just about him going around being awesome.

[Dr Mario]

All his bulletins are just about him going around being awesome.

He's becoming like the Ultimate Warrior. So awesome, and yet so out of touch with reality,

[Ahkei]

He's becoming like the Ultimate Warrior. So awesome, and yet so out of touch with reality,

Yeah. It's likely he'll get put away for something extrememly stupid in the near future.

[Raype]

Yeah. It's likely he'll get put away for something extrememly stupid in the near future.

I've got money on the possibility he'll hold a radio station hostage so it'll finally play some "good music". And will probably urinate on someone during the standoff.

[Mr. Kenney]

Posting in a thread.

[Raype]

Posting in a thread.

Quoting and responding in a thread.

[Raype]

Leaving thread.

RE: need food.

[polobunny]

I love her

/sleep