The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Corey]

True enough. I guess it's a reasonable price to pay for a the short term enjoyment. As long as I don't have to wake up next to DCK's girlfriend, or someone of equally immense proportions, then I'm alright.

Indeed. Althoguh, finding a female of DCK's whale proportion would be a feat.

[Cyberxion]

Wtf?

Yeah, so Boktai, or whatever the game is called, required you to sit out in the sun and play the game in order to feed the solar sensor built into the cart.

[polobunny]

fuck...
her dad... he read things.

[Cyberxion]

Indeed. Althoguh, finding a female of DCK's whale proportion would be a feat.

I found one. Her name was Shamu though, and she may have actually been a Whale.

[Corey]

Yeah, so Boktai, or whatever the game is called, required you to sit out in the sun and play the game in order to feed the solar sensor built into the cart.

Or what would happen if you played in the shade or inside?

[Corey]

fuck...
her dad... he read things.

No wai!

[Sprung]

True enough. I guess it's a reasonable price to pay for a the short term enjoyment. As long as I don't have to wake up next to DCK's girlfriend, or someone of equally immense proportions, then I'm alright.

I dunno man. Her gravity is strong enough to attract inanimate objects.

I guess you should keep moving as much as possible.

[Cyberxion]

It makes a nice edge along where the mulch meets the grass in front of our buildings at work. The edger has a big rotating blade that cuts out the grass/dirt. The bad thing is the blade rotates forward, but you operate the machine by pulling it backwards.

It's really hard on the forearms and shoulders.

Yeah, but you're a man, and you're supposed to sort of grunt and say "All in a day's work!", while scratching yourself with one hand, and clutching a woman's breast in the other.

[polobunny]

shit shit shit shit shit!!!!!


I might have fucked everything, really.

[Cyberxion]

Or what would happen if you played in the shade or inside?

Your character would lack the ammo required to complete levels and shit. Your gun is solar-powered. Like, literally in this case.

[Corey]

I dunno man. Her gravity is strong enough to attract inanimate objects.

I guess you should keep moving as much as possible.

My little ass would be fucked. I go across town on a good gust of wind.

[Cyberxion]

shit shit shit shit shit!!!!!


I might have fucked everything, really.

Calm down Polo.

What might you have fucked, by the way?

[Corey]

Yeah, but you're a man, and you're supposed to sort of grunt and say "All in a day's work!", while scratching yourself with one hand, and clutching a woman's breast in the other.

Like he could reach either with those stubby arms of his.

[Sprung]

Yeah, but you're a man, and you're supposed to sort of grunt and say "All in a day's work!", while scratching yourself with one hand, and clutching a woman's breast in the other.

I did.

My arms are sore from all the breast clutching

[Cyberxion]

I dunno man. Her gravity is strong enough to attract inanimate objects.

I guess you should keep moving as much as possible.

Hmn. Well then, as I don't plan on being anywhere near her, I think that I'm safe. Though the more drunk that I get, the less likely it is that things will go as planned. In which case, you can find me orbiting her ass, crying as I go in perfectly synchronized circles around her morbidly obese body forever and ever.