The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[The Joker]

Like I said, it's a fucking lure. Also, aside from that it's probably something. I can be sure of this and all that. You got the hots for fatty. You're pissed at her, but you still like her. Which fails massively.

hmm, no. not after what i found in her myspace. i just wanna nut on her, and maybe accidanal.

Har. Its swallowing. It's not like there's a skill to it. Also, ironic that the fat chick is good at swalling. Just plain lol worthy I say.

Well, i just havent gotten the chance in awhile.

But that presents a challenge. You see getting something from a whore is low grade stuff. Getting something a chick claims she won't do what you got is worth several million man points. Which is about the only way to get out of your pit at this point.

so if i get her to do it, i won't be a filure? atleast to myself?

Not like it's that hard. These are still high school girls, yes? They toss love around like it's required to say it to everyone they date.

or so i've been shown.

No girl whose first letter is K is a virgin. So says I.
well at least she's not too much like your mom
Cell phones: the perfect excuse to du...oh whats that *pfff* you're breaking *dial tone*

no karla was she wanted me to buy her a dildo cos i was 18 at the time i was talking to her.
*barf* i hope no one here sees my mom.
yeah, the bitch. and she started having feelings for louie :X

[Raype]

and she said i remembered too much, and that was weird.

but c'mon, even the title of the book gives away the kaiser sosay ending she tried to pull on me.

yeah, i should have asked corey to make it. the name was just to see if she was that dumb.

man i was saving ol' S McH for Diane, how'd you know?

dood i even started talking to angie with louie, she's dumb. :X

Yeah. Smart people scare fat people. It's a fact.

Hey, you're the one bullshitting an entire personality. Honestly you're more like Kaiser. Actually on second though, Kaiser is too cool to be like you.

She is. Truthfully.

I just did. Also, Napoleon Marx sent me a copy of your plan.

So you're still talking to a chick you have no interest in? And you're not friend zoned? Dude, you have issues.

[The Joker]

it sucks because no matter where i go to kiss laura she prolly got cum there. mouth, back, tits, etc....

[Fer!]

Shit, my arm hurts...it feels like it's gonna fall.

Oh wait, maybe an eye will pop from my elbow, that's gonna be kewl.

[The Joker]

Hey, you're the one bullshitting an entire personality. Honestly you're more like Kaiser. Actually on second though, Kaiser is too cool to be like you.

So you're still talking to a chick you have no interest in? And you're not friend zoned? Dude, you have issues.

i meant she tried to tell me it was easy to figure out because of usual suspects, pfft, like i even saw that boring movie.

no, i just like giving some girls a bit of hope, she told me to hook her up with Yves on my friends list, what a retard. i said you wouldn't like him, he's attractive. :X it was pewlz!

[The Joker]

So you're still talking to a chick you have no interest in? And you're not friend zoned? Dude, you have issues.

how do i have issues b/c of that? no i am in the friend zone. her fat ass signs on msn just for me.

[Raype]

hmm, no. not after what i found in her myspace. i just wanna nut on her, and maybe accidanal.

But up until then you did. Therefore, you still do. Regardless of her myspace whoring.

Well, i just havent gotten the chance in awhile.

I honestly feel sorry for you. Chicks can make you drop the white one. It's just sad as fuck. Also, I'd never take prolonged fucking over being able to release. Ever.

so if i get her to do it, i won't be a filure? atleast to myself?

Basically, yes. It'd be a step up from getting it from someone who does it. Fucking whores gives you less man points. They're really only good for levelling up your penis, or perhaps preventing you from blowing your brains out when you can't get laid. Not that I've ever had this problem, being the walking pile of manliness that I am. But some people likely have problems sticking it in.

or so i've been shown.

In the ass.

no karla was she wanted me to buy her a dildo cos i was 18 at the time i was talking to her.
*barf* i hope no one here sees my mom.
yeah, the bitch. and she started having feelings for louie :X

I'd do it. But then again, I've been known to buy women odd gifts. They're normally freaked out by sex shops. On the plus side, I got "paid". Oh yeah. Also, this is often where you say "I'll be your dildo" or something of that nature. It's normally just them wanting to get it on with you. Although sometimes they really do just want you to buy them a dildo and are afraid of getting raped by the dude running the local sex shop.

I doubt I'd want to.

Did he dump her? Y/N

[Dinosaurman]

Still at work

Bash and churn.

[Raype]

it sucks because no matter where i go to kiss laura she prolly got cum there. mouth, back, tits, etc....

That's the problem with dating whores, I tell you. Go for upper level whores, or whores that are only whores with their boyfriends. Those are the best kind. And they're a lot more common than you'd think.

Shit, my arm hurts...it feels like it's gonna fall.

Oh wait, maybe an eye will pop from my elbow, that's gonna be kewl.

Then you can watch your back all the time. It'd work great if you ever have to "turn around" so a girl can get changed. Winnar.

how do i have issues b/c of that? no i am in the friend zone. her fat ass signs on msn just for me.

You're remaining attached to a girl you have no interest in. Supposedly. Also you probably linked her to lucy. Therefore you're fucking nutty.

i meant she tried to tell me it was easy to figure out because of usual suspects, pfft, like i even saw that boring movie.

no, i just like giving some girls a bit of hope, she told me to hook her up with Yves on my friends list, what a retard. i said you wouldn't like him, he's attractive. :X it was pewlz!

Go. To. Hell. Go. Directly. To. Hell. Do. Not. Pass. Purgatory. Do. Not. Collect. 200. Dollars.

So you're trying to do charity? Eh, I prefer to do women NAMED charity. Mostly strippers. Odd how that works eh?

[The Joker]

But up until then you did. Therefore, you still do. Regardless of her myspace whoring.

kinda, now i know diane is right for me.

I honestly feel sorry for you. Chicks can make you drop the white one. It's just sad as fuck. Also, I'd never take prolonged fucking over being able to release. Ever.

i just was afraid to bust 1, cos i would be stuck with laura FOREVER. if she had my kid.....

Basically, yes. It'd be a step up from getting it from someone who does it. Fucking whores gives you less man points. They're really only good for levelling up your penis, or perhaps preventing you from blowing your brains out when you can't get laid. Not that I've ever had this problem, being the walking pile of manliness that I am. But some people likely have problems sticking it in.

hmm, i said but you love me right?

I shouldn't have to do something because i love you.

ALL WOMEN SHOULD LOL

In the ass.

is that so much ot ask for?

I'd do it. But then again, I've been known to buy women odd gifts. They're normally freaked out by sex shops. On the plus side, I got "paid". Oh yeah. Also, this is often where you say "I'll be your dildo" or something of that nature. It's normally just them wanting to get it on with you. Although sometimes they really do just want you to buy them a dildo and are afraid of getting raped by the dude running the local sex shop.

in his case she was 17.

I doubt I'd want to.

gewd

Did he dump her? Y/N

i told her i was me. jon. cos i thought that if she knew it was me truly, she'd still like me, turns out she was shallow.

[Dinosaurman]

Just changed my Username glow like 5 times and it didnt cost a thing.

[The Joker]

That's the problem with dating whores, I tell you. Go for upper level whores, or whores that are only whores with their boyfriends. Those are the best kind. And they're a lot more common than you'd think.

she is one of those, she only did all of this shot with pete, her 1st srs bf. i'm laura's 2nd srs bf.

You're remaining attached to a girl you have no interest in. Supposedly. Also you probably linked her to lucy. Therefore you're fucking nutty.

no i just like saying hi you can't suck me.

Go. To. Hell. Go. Directly. To. Hell. Do. Not. Pass. Purgatory. Do. Not. Collect. 200. Dollars.

but US was so long.

So you're trying to do charity? Eh, I prefer to do women NAMED charity. Mostly strippers. Odd how that works eh?

kinda see:above.
"no i just like...."

[Dinosaurman]

the real question has 2 parts.

1: Did anyone get kneecapped?

2: Will you put some hot sauce on my burrito?

If both answers are no,
we have a complete failiure.

If one answer is no,
we have a semifailiure.

If we get two yes' thats an instant win.

[Raype]

kinda, now i know diane is right for me.

See, Diane is right. You do still have SOME feelings for her. Just don't let her get hooked on the "you love your ex" or "your ex fucked you up" trip. What a gigantic pain in the ass that whole thing is.

i just was afraid to bust 1, cos i would be stuck with laura FOREVER. if she had my kid.....

It doesn't work that way anymore. Really. Deadbeat dads and so on. Also, you can't get mouth pregnant. If you could, I'd have fathered a billion children by now.

hmm, i said but you love me right?

I shouldn't have to do something because i love you.

ALL WOMEN SHOULD LOL

The love card? Men can't play that one. Sorry. It's in the rule book. Men can only play the "shut it bitch" card. And only certain men can do that. And it often has negative status effects.

And yes, women should do shit for their men. Otherwise they deserve to be ditched and/or cheated on.

is that so much ot ask for?

No, but some girls are avoidant of ass sex. Apparently it's "icky" and "gross" and "hurts". These are the same women that don't mind gagging deep on a giant cock.

in his case she was 17.

Your point?

i told her i was me. jon. cos i thought that if she knew it was me truly, she'd still like me, turns out she was shallow.

Well women can be as shallow as any guy. They're just better at hiding it.

[The Joker]

http://www.wefoundyou.net/photo13.php

someone load that and tell me if it's me.