View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    I just slammed the side of my head into the sharp corner of my TV on accident. I might get a black eye. Not sure how it happened either, but I laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    no more like falling for the 1st girl woh wanted and still wants my cock.
    Seriously, you've been saying some wierd shit lately. If I were her, the last thing I'd want from you was your cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I just slammed the side of my head into the sharp corner of my TV on accident. I might get a black eye. Not sure how it happened either, but I laughed.
    Narcolepsy: It's a horrible dise-ZZZZZZZZZZ

    Quote Originally Posted by necro
    Seriously, you've been saying some wierd shit lately. If I were her, the last thing I'd want from you was your cock.
    Some people want herpes I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Narcolepsy: It's a horrible dise-ZZZZZZZZZZ
    I know a narcoleptic girl. She is attractive too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Narcolepsy: It's a horrible dise-ZZZZZZZZZZ



    Some people want herpes I guess
    I've always wanted to see someone just pass out and hit their head on the sharp edge of a table. Then watch as the blood oozes from their head. I need to see more siezures. I saw like... 5 this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I know a narcoleptic girl. She is attractive too.
    You could totally take advantage of her dude. You don't even need A Bag O' Bricks. Just walk a couple feet with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I know a narcoleptic girl. She is attractive too.
    Ever touch her while she sleeps?

    Or drag her to some weird place and watch when she wakes up as she freaks out?

    Or spray her with various "cream like" products?

    Fun for the whole family.

    Quote Originally Posted by necro
    I've always wanted to see someone just pass out and hit their head on the sharp edge of a table. Then watch as the blood oozes from their head. I need to see more siezures. I saw like... 5 this year.
    Then you need to attend more bars. Although I personally find it funnier when they're awake and just fall. The loud thud followed by "JESUS!" or "FUCK!" is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    You could totally take advantage of her dude. You don't even need A Bag O' Bricks. Just walk a couple feet with her.
    I know. I just need to find a way to replace her medication with sugar pills. Of course, she could always fall asleep while driving and die, but that is a chance I am willing to take.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I know. I just need to find a way to replace her medication with sugar pills. Of course, she could always fall asleep while driving and die, but that is a chance I am willing to take.
    Yeah.

    And swapping medication with sugar pills has never caused a crash in indiana


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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I know. I just need to find a way to replace her medication with sugar pills. Of course, she could always fall asleep while driving and die, but that is a chance I am willing to take.
    No more dangerous than you taking her on a date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    No more dangerous than you taking her on a date.
    Strongbad: Are you alright!?

    Girl: where am I? I fell asleep? I had a dream I was flying.

    Strongbad: Yes... A dream

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    lol double entrande. nice 1 ray. *waits for bow*

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    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    lol double entrande. nice 1 ray. *waits for bow*
    I BOW TO NO MAN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Yeah.

    And swapping medication with sugar pills has never caused a crash in indiana

    Hey, I was jacked up on caffiene pills.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Hey, I was jacked up on caffiene pills.
    Yes. And they contained caffeiene.

    I totally did not swap them with sugar pills.


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