View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Reposting 'cause I'm bored.

    DCK's typical GF:

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    i know exactly who laura cheated on me with

    this fucker....



    because she told me last time she fucked him he didn't take off her bra.

    so, yeah,...
    lol, you were cheated on by a fat chick.

    Uh, life goes on, there are plenty of fish in the sea, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Reposting 'cause I'm bored.

    DCK's typical GF:
    Ewwwwwww. Even with the purple beard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Reposting 'cause I'm bored.

    DCK's typical GF:
    too skinny, not enough facial hair. other than that, I'd hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    too skinny, not enough facial hair. other than that, I'd hit it.
    I tap that all the time.

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    Mmm, that goatee did need a trimming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Mmm, that goatee did need a trimming.
    For a girl? Yeah. For a typical DCK GF? Nah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    *wonders if Sprung fell for what I said in the Mod Lounge...*
    *salutes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    *salutes*
    Damn you! I will trick you one day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    lol, you were cheated on by a fat chick.

    Uh, life goes on, there are plenty of fish in the sea, etc.


    It's funny 'cause it's sad.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Sprung, remember that thing I suggested in the mod notes yesterday?

    I was serious.. Come on!

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Sprung, remember that thing I suggested in the mod notes yesterday?

    I was serious.. Come on!
    No way.

    You were for real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    lol, you were cheated on by a fat chick.

    Uh, life goes on, there are plenty of fish in the sea, etc.
    ya i know

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    i know exactly who laura cheated on me with

    this fucker....



    because she told me last time she fucked him he didn't take off her bra.

    so, yeah,...
    It sucks that he's cooler than you. He may be doing fat and reoulsive chicks, but by doing a chick that's cheating he's a cooler than the cheated on dude. In this case, you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    No way.

    You were for real?
    Duh. Elm had stats to back his statements up, and stuff.

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