View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    brb,. gotta shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Who's going to judge you? Me? The dude who spammed the hangout with smartass Steve Irwin jokes the night of his death? Banned, the Racist? Corey the corpse raper? Vlame the monster fucker?
    It hurts that I wasn't somehow included in there.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Infinite ammo doesn't count.

    Also, they should've used bullet time. Fucking noobs.



    Yeah. Hardcore.

    Hardcore Emo.
    Nah, he just gatted himself because his girlfriend didn't think he could go through with it. He proved that bitch dead wrong. [lol pun]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    brb,. gotta shit.
    Somehow I laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Yeah. Hardcore.

    Hardcore Emo.
    And everyone knows that is just another way to call someone a pussy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Yeah, you're probably the unweiredest one here.
    I'm going to go with "Fer" or "Lethe" in this one though. No offense to them, but they don't have "freak" written all over them like most of us. snkupo probably fits in there somewhere as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    It hurts that I wasn't somehow included in there.
    You're a post in yourself.

    Tree killer.

    Dog raper.

    Closeted homosexual.

    etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    And everyone knows that is just another way to call someone a pussy.
    Shit no. Emos never go through with their suicide plots. This Asian kid just wanted to blow his head off to win a bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Shit no. Emos never go through with their suicide plots.
    That's why I can't stand 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You're a post in yourself.

    Tree killer.

    Dog raper.

    Closeted homosexual.

    etc.
    Somehow that made me happy. Although, you and I know that I am not homosexual.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    I'm on a fucking role tonight with these jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    And everyone knows that is just another way to call someone a pussy.
    Absolutely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Nah, he just gatted himself because his girlfriend didn't think he could go through with it. He proved that bitch dead wrong. [lol pun]
    But he killed 31 people, why stop while you're still hot?

    Also, I hope he was down to his last bullet when he died. Otherwise he's an idiot.

    And even then using his last bullet to pick off someone would've been preferable. He can always hang himself in front of the news cameras or something. Or run out pointing the guns and die in a hail of bullets on live TV. Now that's hardcore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Absolutely.



    But he killed 31 people, why stop while you're still hot?

    Also, I hope he was down to his last bullet when he died. Otherwise he's an idiot.

    And even then using his last bullet to pick off someone would've been preferable. He can always hang himself in front of the news cameras or something. Or run out pointing the guns and die in a hail of bullets on live TV. Now that's hardcore.
    32 Ray, 32.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Absolutely.



    But he killed 31 people, why stop while you're still hot?

    Also, I hope he was down to his last bullet when he died. Otherwise he's an idiot.

    And even then using his last bullet to pick off someone would've been preferable. He can always hang himself in front of the news cameras or something. Or run out pointing the guns and die in a hail of bullets on live TV. Now that's hardcore.

    I tried calling his cell phone to ask him why he didn't go out in a blaze of glory.


    Nobody answered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Somehow that made me happy. Although, you and I know that I am not homosexual.
    See, closeted homosexual.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Shit no. Emos never go through with their suicide plots. This Asian kid just wanted to blow his head off to win a bet.
    That's slightly cool.

    Although mine's better.

    Probably fuck the people around a while longer.

    Send out a hostage holding decapitated head.

    Moon the cameras. Rape someone.

    Kill youself when the swat teams start showing.

    That's how it's done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Well you're partly right.

    I will not. I've heard the kind of things you recommend. Freak.


    But Freeway II is a non-freaky, excellent movie. Promise!

    /gone.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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