View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    You're girlfriend isn't an anglophone... is she?
    man don't you play myspace? everyone gets -20 to english and +20 to the CUT HM skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Lesbian kenny? Let's hope she is an attractive one.
    George W. Bush has performed better word play than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'll "prey" for the families of those words she butchered.

    Also, she's not going to stick to the diet. Trust me.
    She;;l stick that diet like a lamb. on a plate in front of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    She's an all you can eat buffet... and more.
    She will be chewy, but fat can be tasty too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    man don't you play myspace? everyone gets -20 to english and +20 to the CUT HM skill.
    What's CUT HM stand for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'll "prey" for the families of those words she butchered.

    Also, she's not going to stick to the diet. Trust me.
    i know, this is like the 5th one she wanted to do. lol unenglish, by Laura.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    George W. Bush has performed better word play than that.
    True, but you know that is what Ray was meaning to say.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Lesbian kenny? Let's hope she is an attractive one.

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    Hang Outs fast tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Oh, that reminds me..

    A few weeks ago I woke up one sunday to realize that my feet were bleeding. I wondered why, so I called my mate and asked him how I got home, because I didn't remember. He told me I had concluded I was "too drunk to fuck", and left after that, alone despite the fact that people offered me a bed/to make sure I got home safely.

    Cool, I said, and crawled down the stairs to get some stuff from my jacket, but all I found in my pocket was my socks. So, yeah, I think I know what walking on broken glass is like. =.= Or maybe I just cut myself when I got home, who knows?
    You were able to remove your socks while drunk?

    Wow. Normally I sleep fully clothed, mostly because of the effort involved in removing clothing.

    Also, ouch.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Lesbian kenny? Let's hope she is an attractive one.
    If she looks like her brother, I'd hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Good lawd, that nearly made me kick my monitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    What's CUT HM stand for?
    ever played pokemon blue or red, it's a emo suicide reference too. :X

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Good lawd, that nearly made me kick my monitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    ever played pokemon blue or red, it's a emo suicide reference too. :X
    You have to utilize it to cut that Sudowudo. Piece a shit was blockin' my way to become a Pokemon Master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You were able to remove your socks while drunk?

    Wow. Normally I sleep fully clothed, mostly because of the effort involved in removing clothing.

    Also, ouch.



    If she looks like her brother, I'd hit it.
    Me too, but all I was wearing that night was my undies. Some guy filmed it too.

    Yeah, enough stupid memories for now, and more psychology. Geez, I just don't know this crap, but I'm still looking for information that'll allow me to get an A on this. Beh.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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