View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    The kissing disease.

    Mononucleosis.
    I was thinking mononucleosis, but idn't want to sound like a jackass if I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You get it again?
    Far as I know, you can't get it twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    CHEATING OR NOT, WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH HER?

    She sounds like the most repulsive being ever. Seriously.
    cos i wanna jizz in her mouth, i don't love her.

    for all this time (4 months plus) all i've heard is that I LIKE SWALLOWING and i stil haven't done it to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Seen her?
    She the blonde monstrous freak?

    Sprung: Nah, but I'm counting February (I think.. right after valentine's) as recently.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    cos i wanna jizz in her mouth, i don't love her.

    for all this time (4 months plus) all i've heard is that I LIKE SWALLOWING and i stil haven't done it to her.
    OH! I told that girl you thought she was hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Far as I know, you can't get it twice.
    Sweet.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    She the blonde monstrous freak?

    Sprung: Nah, but I'm counting February (I think.. right after valentine's) as recently.
    Indeed she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Uh? I just had mono and I didn't get any funny pimples..
    That's because mono doesn't normally give weird pimples.

    Herpes does though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fer
    I wasn't sure of how to call the red energy...oh well...

    I'll always regret upgrading that purple blade.
    I hear that in 2 you can't kill bystanders...I find it cool, I didn't liked to kill them but I disliked when they got in my way during a combo.
    Artemis' blade? Eh, it's alright. It gets slightly more useful when you hit the cliffs since a few of the monsters get upgrades. Also, army of hades and or poseidon's rage. Upgrade it to level 3 or kiss your chances of finishing the game goodbye.

    That's correct. However you don't spend a lot of time in a city, and that city is already pretty far into the combat, so the people probably already fled. You do however have to kill a few "bystander like" people in order to progress. I won't spoil it, but it happens. And they tend to beg you not to kill them while you're leading them to their death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    OH! I told that girl you thought she was hot.
    Dylan the 14 YO? fucker....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    She the blonde monstrous freak?

    Sprung: Nah, but I'm counting February (I think.. right after valentine's) as recently.
    Coincidence? :thinking:

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    Oh, mononucleosis...
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    Oh, HI FER!
    OH HI ELMDOR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    Dylan the 14 YO? fucker....
    What's your sister's name? I linked to your myspace so she could see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    cos i wanna jizz in her mouth, i don't love her.

    for all this time (4 months plus) all i've heard is that I LIKE SWALLOWING and i stil haven't done it to her.
    It's because you hold it in stupid. Start jerking off before she puts in in her mouth. That way you're primed. You said she's a lazy cocksucker, yes?

    Also, it's a lure. Like those teases that claim "I'm a slut".

    Quote Originally Posted by vlame
    was i right ray? she's cheating right? c'mon 2 signs and she doesn't dump me after i accuse her of being a whore.
    Most likely. Or she's brushing her teeth without a shirt. But I say she's cheating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Coincidence? :thinking:
    Girls without dates get desperate. Awesome "holiday".

    Side Note: 80% of the people who attended the pre-party I was at caught mono, the flu or something similar that day.

    /Back to psychology..

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
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    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    That's because mono doesn't normally give weird pimples.

    Herpes does though.



    Artemis' blade? Eh, it's alright. It gets slightly more useful when you hit the cliffs since a few of the monsters get upgrades. Also, army of hades and or poseidon's rage. Upgrade it to level 3 or kiss your chances of finishing the game goodbye.

    That's correct. However you don't spend a lot of time in a city, and that city is already pretty far into the combat, so the people probably already fled. You do however have to kill a few "bystander like" people in order to progress. I won't spoil it, but it happens. And they tend to beg you not to kill them while you're leading them to their death.
    Eh, I couldn't have stopped Kratos from removing the medallion from the hand of the guy inside the hydra and kicking him down.

    Maybe I'll rent it tomorrow.

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