The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Sprung]

Domino effect?

Yeah, pizza.

[Sprung]

So, this whole "not marking my own Hangout posts as already read" shit is annoying.

[Mikey]

Yeah, pizza.

You = disconnected again.

[Strongbad]

I have to do a fucking paper.

[Corey]

4/20 is lame.

I suppose.

You're lame. It'a a day that I can get way fucked at a low cost.

[Corey]

So, this whole "not marking my own Hangout posts as already read" shit is annoying.

You can fix that!?

[Raype]

I have to do a fucking paper.

How funny, I just did a paper on fucking!

Geez, I slept at about 4:30 p.m. and I just woke up. Kratos can find some energy banging chicks, I do the sleep.
...
I'm aware of the amount of lose in there...but isn't he suppossed to lose energy instead of getting it?

He doesn't gain energy, he gains experience points.

I'm a level 255 knight.

[The Joker]

I saw Laura today after work.

She had a pimple (mono sore) in the corner of her lip, I asked what is that? She jokingly said "I dunno maybe I've been sucking too many dicks lately..." I replied, "Well, if you ask me it hasn't been enough!"

So we get to her house and start making out, I lift up her shirt, I see a white crusty (cum) stain on her bra, I look at it and she gets shy and pulls her shirt down, I lift it up again,... I still do what I went to do, bite her tits.

Then we stop, she goes on the pc and shows me stuff she bought, I start getting the idea that it's cum and she's beeen cheating.

She asks why I am not responding to her, I don't lie but I don't tell her the truth, so I say I'm going in the front room to take a seat. I leave.

She comes and joins a minute later, I'm laying down, she sits on my stomache, I ask what's that shit on your lip? She asks me to leave.

I don't I stay another 2 hours hanging out. If she really didn't cheat on me she wouldn't have let me stay, I think, but since she's guilty she choose to let me stil be around her. She even called her mom and asked if the thing on her lip was a mono sore or a pimple, no matter what you're not going to tell your own daughter that she has mono, so her mom told her it was just something like she bit her lip or chewed something wrong.

She tried to tell me that the stain was food, which isn't a lie for her, the cum guzzler.

[Sprung]

You = disconnected again.

Oh, how I hate MSN.

[Sprung]

You can fix that!?

Apparently not.

[Strongbad]

You're lame. It'a a day that I can get way fucked at a low cost.

Everyday is like that. 4:20 pm is when real stoners celebrate. Everyday has 420.

Totally gone for realz.

[Corey]

*shudder

The last thing I EVER wanted to picture was you biting a fat,cumstained tit after making out with a bitch that had mouth herpes.

[Corey]

Everyday is like that. 4:20 pm is when real stoners celebrate. Everyday has 420.

Totally gone for realz.

We don't celebrate 4:20, just look at a watch and say "It's 4:20." And then we move on with our lives.

[Fer!]

How funny, I just did a paper on fucking!



He doesn't gain energy, he gains experience points.

I'm a level 255 knight.

I wasn't sure of how to call the red energy...oh well...

I'll always regret upgrading that purple blade.
I hear that in 2 you can't kill bystanders...I find it cool, I didn't liked to kill them but I disliked when they got in my way during a combo.

[Strongbad]

she sits on my stomache,

It's a miracle that you are alive.

Ok, now maybe gone for realz.