View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Religion eh? The answer is always "John". Unless it's eastern religion, then it's always Mohammed or Brahma.
    Whenever I get asked a question that I can't answer due to me not paying attention I mention how Marx's communism is actually untested, and how it's unfair to say that it's a worthless ideology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Religion eh? The answer is always "John". Unless it's eastern religion, then it's always Mohammed or Brahma.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Whenever I get asked a question that I can't answer due to me not paying attention I mention how Marx's communism is actually untested, and how it's unfair to say that it's a worthless ideology.
    Wouldn't that be "philosophy" or "economics" instead of "religion"?

    Although communism is the religion of some people...

    Some incredibly stupid people...

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    /kidnapped by commies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    /kidnapped by commies
    Trying to bring back the red scare eh?
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Wouldn't that be "philosophy" or "economics" instead of "religion"?

    Although communism is the religion of some people...

    Some incredibly stupid people...
    Well, Marx once said that Religion is the opium of the people..

    See, it always works. ~.^

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    I don't believe in anything. I'm atheistic and get told I'm going to hell on a daily basis from dumbass christian kids that piss me off with their stupid arguments.

    "Everything has a creator, who do you think made you?"

    Who made GOD?"

    "GOD was always there."

    "I thought everything had a creator..."

    You're not supposed to know more than GOD!"


    Same thing, over and over. They say who made me, I say who made GOD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Well, Marx once said that Religion is the opium of the people..

    See, it always works. ~.^
    This is five worthy. Unfortunately, Al Gore hasn't upgraded the internet to allow them yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Same thing, over and over. They say who made me, I say who made GOD.
    Either way, something had to come from nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Either way, something had to come from nothing.
    Except GOD of course. / to e-god to ask who made him

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    ... that's actually something every chirstian asks themselves at one time or another...
    where did god come from?

    u don't know. u have to be able to feel it, and be willing to accept it when it happens...

    that's how i was.
    But im not gonna preach to anyone.
    just felt id share my own testimonial

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Except GOD of course. / to e-god to ask who made him
    I should have said, there has to be an uncaused first cause. Their answer is God. Even if God isn't real, something had to be around to somehow cause the creation of the universe, intelligent or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I should have said, there has to be an uncaused first cause. Their answer is God. Even if God isn't real, something had to be around to somehow cause the creation of the universe, intelligent or not.
    Oh yeah. That's what we need...a discussion on the creation of the Universe. I get into those. Maybe add time travel and faster than light travel too.

    I like those

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    When you first think about it Religion makes little sense..

    When you think some more you'll realize that neither does science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I should have said, there has to be an uncaused first cause. Their answer is God. Even if God isn't real, something had to be around to somehow cause the creation of the universe, intelligent or not.
    I agree, something, from nothing created what is the universe, but I highly doubt it was some dude no one's seen before. I don't believe in ghost stories my friend. Also, goddamn, I forgot how stupid it was.

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