View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    "What Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was sick--a sickness that was not visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious--a sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual, a person who demands an intimate relationship with members of their own sex."

    I'm thinking to add that to my sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Dinosaurs last episode was sad or just bullshit to end the series? Y/N
    can't remember the end.


    I only remember not the mama

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    "What Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was sick--a sickness that was not visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious--a sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual, a person who demands an intimate relationship with members of their own sex."

    I'm thinking to add that to my sig.
    I've seen that movie.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Oh man.

    I was half asleep on the couch when this woman called for appliances my bro's selling. Being all groggy and in a bad mood, I just went (in English, mind you ): The fuck are you talking about, lady?

    Needless to say, I'm still laughing.

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    I cannot sleep, I think its the coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziltoid the Omniscient View Post
    I cannot sleep, I think its the coffee.
    Yes, but shave a man's back and he'll purr like a walrus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Yes, but shave a man's back and he'll purr like a walrus.
    or stroke his cock and he'll love you for till he's done

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    or stroke his cock and he'll love you for till he's done
    Word.

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    I think I'm going to go against the grain, and have a cup of tea.

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    I am so Omniscient, that if there were two omnisciences, I would be both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziltoid the Omniscient View Post
    I think I'm going to go against the grain, and have a cup of tea.
    You so British.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    You so British.
    Indeedy

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    MasJ made me read those old things, hun. Whatcha looking for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    MasJ made me read those old things, hun. Whatcha looking for?
    Talking to me? :O Uh, what?

    Oh man.

    I was half asleep on the couch when this woman called for appliances my bro's selling. Being all groggy and in a bad mood, I just went (in English, mind you ): The fuck are you talking about, lady?

    Needless to say, I'm still laughing.
    Keep it up, I bet he'll send a lot of stuff.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
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    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
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    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Talking to me? :O Uh, what?



    Keep it up, I bet he'll send a lot of stuff.
    Those old April's Fool day archives. He pointed me to those a long time ago. Nostalgic much?

    Sell, more like. And, yeah, that was just weird.

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