View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Oh no...

    SB: See that red light? That means "Floor the fucker!"

    SB: Trees are nature's speed bumps.

    SB: That speed limit is more of a guideline, really.



    That's no excuse, I was drunk from about Nov 15-ish 05 to Sometime in september of this year. I didn't post one warez link
    And in all that time, you've gained no warnings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Oh no...

    SB: See that red light? That means "Floor the fucker!"

    SB: Trees are nature's speed bumps.

    SB: That speed limit is more of a guideline, really.
    You forgot that stop signs are just a suggestion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    I thought "bite me" was a nice thing to add to my warez link.

    "pirate bay-torrent, PSX Bioses - bite me "

    LOL.
    Yeah I'm quite a n00b when it comes to warez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I suppose that is sensible enough. I am not much of a warez guy anyway.


    No, I think I will go back to my old job as a stock, cart, and bag boy. Good times were had there in the past. The managers and such are pretty bitchin.
    So you're going to spend the next couple of months packing bags?

    I had a job like that once.

    Professional giggolo.

    Man those ugly chicks were great tippers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    Yeah I didn't know there was BIOSes located on Ep's server. :/ G'damnit, I thought I was doing something good, something right. Instead of spamming that thread I tried to help with the files needed & such.
    Why didn't you just DL the torrent then attach it? If I remember it right that's still allowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    You forgot that stop signs are just a suggestion.
    Stop signs to you actually mean yes, go. Kind of like sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Jase!
    Phhhhhttt Pink's hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    How do you figure you were helping some how if you knew it was against the rules?
    You gotta be bad to be good.


    This just in, it is no longer hip to be square.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    I thought "bite me" was a nice thing to add to my warez link.

    "pirate bay-torrent, PSX Bioses - bite me "

    LOL.
    Yeah I'm quite a n00b when it comes to warez.
    Not really. You knew what you were doing, even though Sprung and Cyber had words with you about it before. Don't try and play it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Why didn't you just DL the torrent then attach it? If I remember it right that's still allowed.
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Stop signs to you actually mean yes, go. Kind of like sex.
    "What's that? I can't seem to here you with that duct tape over your mouth."

    And that my friends is how I lost my virginity.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    "What's that? I can't seem to here you with that duct tape over your mouth."

    And that my friends is how I lost my virginity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad
    Lord knows I could. I know exactly how driving should be done, I just don't drive that way. Hands at 10 and 2 my ass. One hand at 6 and the other at crotch is how I roll.
    10 and 2 isn't going to help. Airbags -> broken arms.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    You forgot that stop signs are just a suggestion.
    How about "If there's too many passengers, get them to car surf"

    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    And in all that time, you've gained no warnings.
    It's because I traded my soul to sprung in exchange for being immune to bannings.

    Last I heard my soul was pimping whores in hell.

    I'm so pround.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    It's because I traded my soul to sprung in exchange for being immune to bannings.

    Last I heard my soul was pimping whores in hell.

    I'm so pround.
    Hm. So that explains why when I tried to ban you every time you called me your bitch, I got a message saying: Ray + Ban = No-no, bitch.

    I was pretty shocked to see my own modcp screen call me a bitch, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    10 and 2 isn't going to help. Airbags -> broken arms.
    Airbags suck. I don't drive cars with airbags.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    "What's that? I can't seem to here you with that duct tape over your mouth."

    And that my friends is how I lost my virginity.
    Same. Except I kind of ripped off her jaw. And most of her tongue.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    You gotta be bad to be good.


    This just in, it is no longer hip to be square.

    Is it still customary to stop during hammer time?

    And is whipping it half assed allowed now?

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