View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Ummm. wow. I'd hit it. n the base of the skull with a brick. Then my dick. But seriously, she's hot. I might call that dude up and fuck with him. Saying I'm you of course. Which would result in a fight. What was your name again?
    my name? it was, uh, lemme think... Frank, yeah, Frank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    I'm not touching this one...
    Said Ray about DCK's latest dick sheath...

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    my name? it was, uh, lemme think... Frank, yeah, Frank.
    Has he ever heard your voice? I could make up a name and say I'm Sam's brother.

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    Download Links:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Banned's sister looks a lot like a girl I hit in the face with a softball. Cool.


    Wow, I laugh at nothing, tonight.
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    You realize that now I'm going to track sam down and rape her right?
    Pray you don't drop by QC.

    No it hasn't.
    Since I joined, yes.



    But FRENCH CANADIAN is what makes you a loser
    Nope, that makes me bilingual, I talk shit and trash.



    Get a job you hippy.
    Peace out.


    No, vlame would ask. The fat ones. And fail miserably.
    That goes without saying. I mean, he's asking a fat one.


    It works on mikey. He's my bitch.
    Something I shall never be.


    Arthritis?
    You can call me Evans.



    No your not, I have the ripped dickskin to prove it.
    *you're
    No, you don't.

    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Aww, hun.. ^__^

    The kitchen is looking kinda filthy.


    Sorry, I only have eyes for you. : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post


    Wow, I laugh at nothing, tonight.



    Sorry, I only have eyes for you. : )
    Hey, people trying to catch softballs with their faces are always funz.

    Aww..

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    It works on mikey. He's my bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Said anything with a dick and pride about DCK's latest dick sheath...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Hey, people trying to catch softballs with their faces are always funz.

    Aww..
    Fuck, I can see the ball hit her face and make that distinct sound as it echoes in the gymnasium. Oh man. :X

    U NO IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
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    You'd fuck anything that has a hole dude.

    Also, DCK's GFs were all (or almost all) blondes IIRC.

    Brunettes FTW and so on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    Pray you don't drop by QC.
    Been there. Done them. All.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Where's my pipe woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Where's my pipe woman?
    *bashes Ray over the head with a pipe* There ya go, daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    *bashes Ray over the head with a pipe* There ya go, daddy.
    Don't make me take off my belt...

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    Gonna go play some Super Paper Mario

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Been there. Done them. All.

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