The origional TMNT inspired homosexuality, beastiality, gangbangs, and being a fatass. Wait, that explains why america's so fucked. Gangbang the news chick, have sex with the rat, then eat pizza. Perfect! You can be fat AND still be cool. God bless you ninja turtles. MC Hammer was more of a cautionary tale. Don't spend more than you have. MC Hammer is now MC Spammer, because the only thing he can afford to eat at this point is

. As for horror movies, well the only thing I learned from them was to never fuck at the scene of a murder, never pick on the retarded kid, if your brother attempts to kill you then move, and never say "is someone there?" when investigating a noise. Hair metal would be a post in itself. I'll just take the talkshow approach and "don't go there!".
Lies paris, everyone wants to be me. And I can't recall the last time I wished I was an anorexic looking twig with tiny tits and a smaller brain. Oh wait, it was the last time I watched MTV. So I could watch that network and actually enjoy it as it was intended. Also, I never wanted to be banged by every dude in hollywood, so I really don't see why I'd want to be her.