The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Mikey]

Thanks.

Got a kiss for big daddy?

Sure. Close your eyes and pucker up.... *places Sprungs' ass on Ray's lips*

[The Joker]

Wait, so why are you being all cute with a whore again?

Haha, cock acne.

white stuff comes out when you itch, it's bad after a trim job.

[Elmdor Rizer]

white stuff comes out when you itch, it's bad after a trim job.

What? Skin?

Edit: Oh. You mean like a rash (well, not a rash.. more like acne ) from shaving? You're supposed to lotion your skin, you know, and not just the groin.

[Raype]

I'll see your deadcat and raise you a



Spider.

[Jase]

How come no one likes Mittens? his SO cute!

[Mikey]

I'll see your deadcat and raise you a



Spider.

That only works on Lag.

[The Joker]

You're allergic to foreskin?
Is that even possible?
Also, I blame your tendency to bang sluts. Slutty sluts. Slutty ugly sluts. The kind that will be slutty with anyone. Enjoy your herpes.

I hope phone sex is involved. Or camwhoring.

have you ever heard of dick acne? no? on any guy? maybe i have it cos i'm uncut

no, i had it before, they hurt worse than the ones under your lip or in the seam of your nose.

no secks of any type yet.

[Fer!]

Daine, cockmuncher, it's all the same to me.

It's not like I care.

Really.

As longs as it has holes he doesn't care about names.

[Raype]

Sure. Close your eyes and pucker up.... *places Sprungs' ass on Ray's lips*

Dude, that tasted like midget ass.

What, don't look at me, I had some crazy parties in my time.

That's how I know what midget ass tastes like.

That and I once fucked a little chick.

But that's another story.

white stuff comes out when you itch, it's bad after a trim job.

Clean it. Problem solved.

If it remains, you've got the clap. Or something.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Remind me, why would you want to bang a chick that pays her rent by sleeping with people?

[Mikey]

As longs as it has holes he doesn't care about names.

Cool theme.

[Stark]

Remind me, why would you want to bang a chick that pays her rent by sleeping with people?

Because you want room to move around

[The Joker]

and they hurt like fuck. especially when they turn up, like OW COCK ZIT!

[Mikey]

Remind me, why would you want to bang a chick that pays her rent by sleeping with people?

Hm.
-If you're ever evicted, you can have her sleep her way into getting you a new place.
-She'll always stay a seasoned pro.

[Raype]

That only works on Lag.

And Sprung.

have you ever heard of dick acne? no? on any guy? maybe i have it cos i'm uncut

no, i had it before, they hurt worse than the ones under your lip or in the seam of your nose.

no secks of any type yet.

Yes. But it didn't itch. It was just like facial acne. And it went away almost immediately. Then again, my skin owns all, so I can't say much about having skin issues. Yeah.

Again, herpes.

Fail.

As longs as it has holes he doesn't care about names.

It doesn't even need to have holes really.

I love my couch more than any man should love a peice of furniture.

If it weren't for the springs I wouldn't need women.