Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars 2
Cookie Thief
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Remember our agreement! *hides pointy tail*
Addendum: Not talking about my dick, Ray.
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Hmmmm. Dick ray.
Pootchoo pootchoo!
Nancy Sinatra [The Essential Nancy Sinatra] - Bang Bang (Feat. Billy Strange)
That's about it for the innuendos.
Super Moderator
I'd like to get in your endo.
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Whatever. I've got bigger things to attend to.
Super Moderator
I'd like to be at your end.
Evil Republican FPS gamer
My baby shot me down...
*fading guitar* Greatness.
Evil Republican FPS gamer
Looks like I shot the Hangout down.
Super Moderator
It just crashed and burned.Looks like I shot the Hangout down.
*pays dino w/ royalty cheque*
RetroMEX!!!!
/calls Taylor
Washed up sitcom star
ROFL eye can see you!
SHOOP DA ... :\
Super Moderator
She's totally going to shoot you down dude.
Totally.
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What makes you think I want you there?
Hell yeah.
/fading guitarLooks like I shot the Hangout down.
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Why does that remind me of "Eye of the Tiger"?
Super Moderator
Because you do.
I can feel you getting warm as I slowly unbutton your pants, you start breathing harder. Your heart beating so hard I can feel it as I put my penis on the rim of your ass. Then gently squeeze in as you let out a soft groan and begin bending forward, your legs weak. You begin acting shy, nervous to have a big strong man holding you in his arms, thrusting into you, deeper in deeper. Then you finally find your courage, begin enjoying it. Finally, you let out a yell. Faster. Harder.
I comply, pushing further and faster, going so deep you begin to feel uneasy in your stomach. Then one final deep thrust, followed by a warm sensation in your anus. Something warm. Dripping down your leg. I pull out. I begin putting my pants back on.
I stick a 20 on the dresser, and leave with the final words.
"You're worth that and more".
You head for the shower, another customer satisfied, you think to yourself.
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