The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Jase]

I dunno. I was staying at my grandparent's place in Sydney. They don't have internet.


And yeah, pretty much. He gave me $150 and told me not to make a dick of myself. I pretty much sat around drinking JD untill I was drunk enough to dance.

When I'm drunk enough to dance, there's no way any chicks would even come near me. :X

Just wait till you go "Fuck yeah 35 year old mothers are hot as fuck!!!"
Thats the moment of doom.

[Raype]

Indeed, but having a good product to sell makes it easier.

Indeed. But his product doesn't appear half bad, and he supposedly has a rather full package.

So really he should be doing better...

[Stark]

The Golden Torrent weekend is now over.

lol, I managed to become a power user over the weekend

[The Joker]

By doing the following things:

Never beg.

Never whine.

Never say "I love you".

Always act like you're doing her a favor by dating her.

Stop being jealous. Act like you really don't give a shit whether or not she's seeing other people.

Avoid her a fair amount of time. It'll make you seem more important.

Cut down on the call numbers, if she calls, occasionally avoid answering.

Repeat after me "whatever".

Only approach the woman after she's had a few. It evens the playing field if you're an amateur.

Say as little as possible, and limit it to either good jokes (that aren't lame) or a couple of quick sentences about how great you are.

Lie, lie, then lie some more.

hurtful. ray fuck me.

[Jase]

By doing the following things:

Never beg.

Never whine.

Never say "I love you".

Always act like you're doing her a favor by dating her.

Stop being jealous. Act like you really don't give a shit whether or not she's seeing other people.

Avoid her a fair amount of time. It'll make you seem more important.

Cut down on the call numbers, if she calls, occasionally avoid answering.

Repeat after me "whatever".

Only approach the woman after she's had a few. It evens the playing field if you're an amateur.

Say as little as possible, and limit it to either good jokes (that aren't lame) or a couple of quick sentences about how great you are.

Lie, lie, then lie some more.

Hot shit right there.

[Ahkei]

yeah, evans i'm gonna whip my dick out in the middle of a party.... yeesh.

I do it.


Usually by accident.

Just wait till you go "Fuck yeah 35 year old mothers are hot as fuck!!!"
Thats the moment of doom.

[Jase]

hurtful. ray fuck me.

That SRSLY is the best advice anyone can give you, becuase its so true, so very true.

[Raype]

hurtful. ray fuck me.

No.

See, now doesn't that make you want to fuck me even more?

It's one word that can get you all the vagina you want.

[The Joker]

Indeed. But his product doesn't appear half bad, and he supposedly has a rather full package.

So really he should be doing better...

should is the key word. next time i'll just fucking say it.

i have a big cock, wanna suck it?

[Jase]

Trust me, there is times i wish i wasnt single and good looking....
I had 2 35year old mums come up to me, and straight out say "I want to sleep with you" inwhich i replied to both "i want to punch you in the face, but i dont see that happening anytime soon."

[The Joker]

No.

See, now doesn't that make you want to fuck me even more?

It's one word that can get you all the vagina you want.

c'mon.

[kupo]

Just wait till you go "Fuck yeah 35 year old mothers are hot as fuck!!!"
Thats the moment of doom.

[Raype]

should is the key word. next time i'll just fucking say it.

i have a big cock, wanna suck it?

You'd be suprised how often that works actually.

You really would.

Of course there's always the possibility you'll come on too strong with that one. Just look for a hot but slutty girl and use that line. It'll work.

[Stark]

Everyone knows Gilfs are where its at. Respect the silver foxes with silver boxes.

[Raype]

c'mon.

Begging.

You just dropped a peg on the cool-o-meter.