Originally Posted by
Ray.
By doing the following things:
Never beg.
Never whine.
Never say "I love you".
Always act like you're doing her a favor by dating her.
Stop being jealous. Act like you really don't give a shit whether or not she's seeing other people.
Avoid her a fair amount of time. It'll make you seem more important.
Cut down on the call numbers, if she calls, occasionally avoid answering.
Repeat after me "whatever".
Only approach the woman after she's had a few. It evens the playing field if you're an amateur.
Say as little as possible, and limit it to either good jokes (that aren't lame) or a couple of quick sentences about how great you are.
Lie, lie, then lie some more.
Washed up sitcom star
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