The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[kupo]

but yeah, i had fun this week.

i used myspace to make up a fake person to flirt with my own gf.

she was going to go to the movies this this imaginary person behind my back. within 2 hours i got her cell # and a date to see grindhouse, where she said she would make out with him.

the lying bitch told this guy that i wasn't her boyfriend but just a friend, a close one and that i never had sex with her with her..

what a ho-bag. CMM was right.

Why are you together with her at all? Only for teh secks?

[The Joker]

she also believes that his name is Lucifer Murdock.

now i crank call her as him, freaking her out. leaving sstrange messages on her cell, from the local payphone.

[The Joker]

Why are you together with her at all? Only for teh secks?

maybe,... maybe it's habit. or maybe, the girl i'm waiting for said it doesn't matter as long as i get rid of her (laura) before she (diane) comes back to town.

[Raype]

she also believes that his name is Lucifer Murdock.

now i crank call her as him, freaking her out. leaving sstrange messages on her cell, from the local payphone.

And she believed it? Hold on, I've gotta go create a myspace. They call me "Cid Awesome".

She deserved it. Now go out and find yourself someone who isn't always cockhungry. And probably someone who isn't always hungry.

[Jackhammer]

The Golden Torrent weekend is now over.

[Jackhammer]

And she believed it? Hold on, I've gotta go create a myspace. They call me "Cid Awesome".

She deserved it. Now go out and find yourself someone who isn't always cockhungry. And probably someone who isn't always hungry.

[The Joker]

And she believed it? Hold on, I've gotta go create a myspace. They call me "Cid Awesome".

She deserved it. Now go out and find yourself someone who isn't always cockhungry. And probably someone who isn't always hungry.

do it man and talk to her. i'm telling you, she'll go for it again. she also told this guy she's been looking for a bf FOR A LONG TIME!, whore. also. i hope that got her to stop talking to guy on myspace. the only way to do it is to try her ass again.

also i got her myspace pass, she's been going to chatrooms and these weird fuckers have been talking to her. weird ass fuckers....

[Raype]

do it man and talk to her. i'm telling you, she'll go for it again. she also told this guy she's been looking for a bf FOR A LONG TIME!, whore. also. i hope that got her to stop talking to guy on myspace. the only way to do it is to try her ass again.

also i got her myspace pass, she's been going to chatrooms and these weird fuckers have been talking to her. weird ass fuckers....

I'd rather not. Even if it is for the lols, I still have standards.

Wait, has anyone seen corey recently?

OMG SHE ATE HIM! Dun dun DUUUNNN!!!

[The Joker]

well yeah,... but it's funny reading a girl being all slutty and stuff.

shit, with this fake guy i got a total stanger's #, just some girl from the myspace classifieds.

[Raype]

well yeah,... but it's funny reading a girl being all slutty and stuff.

shit, with this fake guy i got a total stanger's #, just some girl from the myspace classifieds.

It's mostly funny when it's either unlike her or it's with you. Well the second one's not so much funny as hot, but still.

She's gonna get raped. Totally.

[The Joker]

i know, i stil haven't told her it was me. but i did show her that he made his account the day her started talking to her, and that all of her friends were spam bots.

i made it up where he said his friends call him "Louie" not Lucifer.

[Ktiger41]

She's gonna get raped. Totally.

dont they all.

[Raype]

i know, i stil haven't told her it was me. but i did show her that he made his account the day her started talking to her, and that all of her friends were spam bots.

i made it up where he said his friends call him "Louie" not Lucifer.

You pointed out his account to her? Abort, abort. Bad move. The trap is best set when setting up a date then getting your perverted older uncle to show up smelling like trash and wanting a little something from the lady. Now that's a setup.

... Wow, how stupid of her. Save the gene pool, nuke the whales.

[Raype]

dont they all.

Not all of them.

But a good portion of them do.

Mostly the really dumb ones.

[kupo]

Just want to mention that I still eat whales. For dinner.