The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Evans]

Yeah, but she was dead.

Not with our Governments, you don't! (zing)

The "foot long".

[Raype]

Yeah, but she was dead.

Not with our Governments, you don't! (zing)

The "foot long".

That eye was from a living guy? Oh, so that explains why that one eyed hooker came from. "I'll let you stick it in my socket for a dollar!"

Got that right. Hmm, I think I'm starting to feel slightly ill. Perhaps I'll go around to corner to the hospital and score me some free morphine. While they attempt to pinpoint the problem.

Sure, but I'll need help squeezing in. You grab the sock and push down, I'll grab my cock and push up.

I miss her. Well, just her eyes really... Ok, just her eyesockets... =\

There there, there'll be other girls. Plenty of corpses in the morgue and all that.

[Evans]

Hangout #2 : Better... - 16th-January-2006 18:24 - 67.51.26.115 - I was being sarcastic. I'll give you negative rep for not noting it. For someone who knows how often I chat with Skinner you sure seem to think I don't live/eat/breath sarcasm. Better luck next time.

Heh.

Alive? Y/N

[Evans]

That eye was from a living guy? Oh, so that explains why that one eyed hooker came from. "I'll let you stick it in my socket for a dollar!"

Got that right. Hmm, I think I'm starting to feel slightly ill. Perhaps I'll go around to corner to the hospital and score me some free morphine. While they attempt to pinpoint the problem.

Sure, but I'll need help squeezing in. You grab the sock and push down, I'll grab my cock and push up.

For a while, he was.

What with all the nosocomial infections, that's not something I'd look into.

Let's go bareback, it won't fit anyways.

There there, there'll be other girls. Plenty of corpses in the morgue and all that.

Correct. Besides, Skinner wants to marry.

[Raype]

For a while, he was.

What with all the nosocomial infections, that's not something I'd look into.

Let's go bareback, it won't fit anyways.

Was he alive when the eye was removed? Y/N

Fine, be a wuss. "Nurse, my penis is cold, can you rub it until the feeling comes back?"

That's what she said.

[Evans]

Unconscious.

Well, hospitals around here are almost all under semi quarantine because of some infection that's being spread around by the disgustingly unclean staff. Cleaning the places wouldn't be a bad thing, either. But, seeing as everyone is in some union or other, and that those enter in conflict over pretty much all that can be done to help, it's just all crap. Some woman, who was misdiagnosed with cancer contracted that shit 5 times in about 6-7 months of unneeded chemotherapy. I blame the social-democrats for this whole debacle. And a bit goes to Deach, for eating resources.

I know.

[Skinner8]

Hangout #2 : Better... - 16th-January-2006 18:24 - 67.51.26.115 - I was being sarcastic. I'll give you negative rep for not noting it. For someone who knows how often I chat with Skinner you sure seem to think I don't live/eat/breath sarcasm. Better luck next time.

nek_ for president.

[Evans]

nek_ for president.

I don't want a president who doesn't even note sarcasm himself. /votes for opposite

[Raype]

Unconscious.

Well, hospitals around here are almost all under semi quarantine because of some infection that's being spread around by the disgustingly unclean staff. Cleaning the places wouldn't be a bad thing, either. But, seeing as everyone is in some union or other, and that those enter in conflict over pretty much all that can be done to help, it's just all crap. Some woman, who was misdiagnosed with cancer contracted that shit 5 times in about 6-7 months of unneeded chemotherapy. I blame the social-democrats for this whole debacle. And a bit goes to Deach, for eating resources.

I know.

I'll take that as a Y.

Seriously? I don't think that's a problem around here. Well the infection part. The doctors still need to learn to clean their hands, especially when getting into or near various body cavities. I'll open wide when I see some soap on those hands doc. And the hospitals here are for the most part clean. The bathrooms are filthy beyond all belief. But the same can be said for 99% of all public washrooms. Thanks, but I'll hold it for a couple hours while waiting for the nurses to stop yaking and hit me with some sweet, sweet drugs. And medical exams. So I can GTFO of there. Maybe the hospitals only suck because they're in quebec. It's not like you can expect to find gold in a pile of shit.

[Raype]

I don't want a president who doesn't even note sarcasm himself. /votes for opposite

The opposite was banned.

Enjoy.

"My fellow americans, our country is in more trouble than sprung's mom after she ate DCK's cake. I blame the mexikuns. So I'll just bomb them *points to map of canada* "

[Evans]

Yes, but the bathrooms (public or not) are still in the freaking hospitals. Clean that shit, literally. As for it being a Quebec thing, I would suppose so, seeing as this province is ridden with morons who think they can achieve universality in about every damned (social) program the government has. Sure, that's totally gonna happen with a minority paying for the majority. And, having everyone pay the same price for everything, whether or not they're rich, means total equity. Of course. /rant

Dammit, I overpaid all that manure for nothing.

[Evans]

The opposite was banned.

Enjoy.

"My fellow americans, our country is in more trouble than sprung's mom after she ate DCK's cake. I blame the mexikuns. So I'll just bomb them *points to map of canada* "

Oh, that sounds good. /votes for him

/typical voter/

[Evans]

Alright, we're having a somewhat intelligent convo... in the hangout.

Erm, Sprung's short. LOL

[Raype]

Yes, but the bathrooms (public or not) are still in the freaking hospitals. Clean that shit, literally. As for it being a Quebec thing, I would suppose so, seeing as this province is ridden with morons who think they can achieve universality in about every damned (social) program the government has. Sure, that's totally gonna happen with a minority paying for the majority. And, having everyone pay the same price for everything, whether or not they're rich, means total equity. Of course. /rant

Dammit, I overpaid all that manure for nothing.

Ouch. I'm just thankful that despite the fact that about half of this province's people are inbred rednecks we still don't fuck things up as much as you'd think.

It seems so. I recommend hitting a high school. If my high school was any indication, there'll be more shit than you can imagine in there. Possibly smeared on the walls. Which begs the question, what kind of fucked up freak actually grabbed his own shit then wrote his name in shit on the wall?

Oh right. *looks at wall* His name's "Adam". I shall have to track him down.

Oh, that sounds good. /votes for him

/typical voter/

But banned isn't cool enough to be president. Come on, it's clearly just a popularity contest. Sorry gore, you'll never be the pres. You just aren't cool enough. Maybe if you make another internet...

[Raype]

Alright, we're having a somewhat intelligent convo... in the hangout.

Erm, Sprung's short. LOL

Relax, we're talking in canuck. 's ah jus' beeps n' blips ta dem b'y.

...

whoops, kind of went too far east on that one.