The Hang Out: /jerk

[Raype]

I need to wake u =p at 10am so can someont havce tips for me not to feel bad? thanks again before saying

Down some painkillers, put down the beer, and I suggest a large dosage of caffeine. preferably hot. Coffee or Tea are perfect ideas. Also exercise once you're able to. Helps rush the shit out of your system.

oh no i need to twake at 10a1am becuase of order becaue i have to see my love i really love her its true so ya any tips guys? tha x

You're pretty much fucked.

[Mr. Kenney]

Don't use painkillers when you're drinking-- it's fucking suicide.

[polobunny]

oh shit my oms alsat hello and i repplied hellp but it was long it sondwq erid then i said goondghit but its day that sshite is going to thnk?

Oh shit, ------? hello and I replied "Help!" but it was a long time and it sounded weird... then I said goodnight but it's say and that shit is going to think.


AKA indecipherable.

No lol mkeynney youre losing skils lol i said my momsaid hello but i eplied hello but it sounded weird so i i said goodnight but it was weird too i hope she doens tinhk im drunk cause i dont have a good reason to be drunk so you rthink she nkows?

[polobunny]

Don't use painkillers when you're drinking-- it's fucking suicide.

i dont ae painkillers anyway i never used thse... fuck guys i took aspirin for my migraine is it abaf?

[Raype]

Polo, Ray is behind you. Taking advantage!

He's too drunk to get it up.

I've seen this before.

But haven't experienced it.

Beer has the opposite effect on me.

Holy hell the hangout's really moving tonight.

Don't use painkillers when you're drinking-- it's fucking suicide.

(quiet you fool)

I meant something that fits in the "it's okay to mix with alcohol" category.

[polobunny]

i don mix ranita warned me shes a good girl thas itwh i like her she does alot for me i eel badf being drunk shes doesnt like it cause she wants my good and not me sick i hope she fogirvine mes

[Dr Mario]

i don mix ranita warned me shes a good girl thas itwh i like her she does alot for me i eel badf being drunk shes doesnt like it cause she wants my good and not me sick i hope she fogirvine mes

She'll forgive you. There's not a man alive that hasn't gotten smashed at some stupid time.

[Curses]

Wait a minute,
Are you drunk at 6am?

Also, bacon is good at a time like this. Fried food, I think eases...drunkness.

[Raype]

i dont ae painkillers anyway i never used thse... fuck guys i took aspirin for my migraine is it abaf?

Nah.

There's a claim it causes problems with stomach bleeding, but I've never experienced it.

Of course I hope you stopped drinking about 30 minutes before taking that.

Otherwise that can fuck you up hard.

But personally I've never had issues related to that.

[polobunny]

Nah.

There's a claim it causes problems with stomach bleeding, but I've never experienced it.

Of course I hope you stopped drinking about 30 minutes before taking that.

Otherwise that can fuck you up hard.

But personally I've never had issues related to that.

what lol!!!! you diudn tjhtell me you said it was k i told you tyou wer elike year right go ahead polo its ok and blah blah 8 years old lol
sahit i dont know i think i took my aspirin at 5 and i started drinking at 21 you thik its dangerous i should go to hospital???

[polobunny]

fuck i replied anon theorn message board i hope they dont ban me im good firend with the admin but i know i dont type very well i talked about muchine but some german guy mocked me because i didnt make sense but i konw he just didnt understand i can udnetand he didnt understnad

[Raype]

what lol!!!! you diudn tjhtell me you said it was k i told you tyou wer elike year right go ahead polo its ok and blah blah 8 years old lol
sahit i dont know i think i took my aspirin at 5 and i started drinking at 21 you thik its dangerous i should go to hospital???

And you believed me?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Oh that's gold.

Nah, you're good to go.

Just make sure you don't ingest any spicy food.

Or have violent oral sex with men.

[Raype]

fuck i replied anon theorn message board i hope they dont ban me im good firend with the admin but i know i dont type very well i talked about muchine but some german guy mocked me because i didnt make sense but i konw he just didnt understand i can udnetand he didnt understnad

BORLY!

YOU'RE BACK!

OMG OMG OMG!

I KNEW YOU WERE REAL!

[polobunny]

And you believed me?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Oh that's gold.

Nah, you're good to go.

Just make sure you don't ingest any spicy food.

Or have violent oral sex with men.

no im not doing sex tonight r=or anything onther night with guys thats not my rthing and i dont feel like eatying im thinking of sleepig but ya im just scared i dont wake up its necessartyt tohugh i can t=do it liater i need to to it closer possible to be sure i have room + plane you know


oh and yourre silly man i going to bd rep you when i can

[polobunny]

BORLY!

YOU'RE BACK!

OMG OMG OMG!

I KNEW YOU WERE REAL!

hahahah that cracked me ypup no bad rep for you XD