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    I probably need to disappear now anyway. I'd like to do a little bit of writing before bed. Bye bye.

    Please resuscitate the hangout.

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    New member: c.ronaldo?

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    Didn't Liverpool sign Mascerano recently? I'd like to see him do well there. I was a little pissed off when West Ham signed him and hardly gave him a chance. He's a good player, and it's never nice to see talent go to waste. West Ham were playing like ass anyway, he couldn't exactly have made their situation worse.
    Yeah...too bad EA Sports murdered him on the patch of FIFA07.

    And yeah, he was legendary. There's that one incredible goal he scored against...I don't really remember now. But he just turns round afterwards and looks every bit as shocked as everyone else on the field.
    Maybe the last one of these?

    Anyway...I gotta do some stuff, which means plugging off the computer and such, so see ya later Cookie and Ed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    New member: c.ronaldo?
    We summoned him! :O!

    /gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    crazy beaner, always up to something, eh?
    MURDERER!!!

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    Like a hentai loving Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    Like a hentai loving Jesus.
    And like Jesus I foresee an oddly ironic death in story for otto. Probably a heart attack while masturbating to his tifa porn.

    A carpenter who died from getting nailed to wood. What a world...

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    I need some help, peoples. I got my laptop (YAY), but the Ethernet adapter drivers aren't installed, and the Device Manager just lists the ethernet adapter under the always-annoying "Other Devices" tab, so I have no idea what kind of ethernet adapter it is.

    /annoyed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    And like Jesus I foresee an oddly ironic death in story for otto. Probably a heart attack while masturbating to his tifa porn.

    A carpenter who died from getting nailed to wood. What a world...
    He'd die a noble death, doing what he loved most to the very last. The action itself wouldn't be very noble, of course. Just the death.

    And it's no worse than an angel being created without free will (some people say angels have free will; we were taught otherwise), having to act upon his predetermined path as a result, and that path being one of attempting to challenge the one guy that you just...really don't challenge. I attended a Christian school for about three years, and whenever we read the bible, I couldn't help but feel a bit sorry at how fucked up Satan's whole situation is.

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    I love the local Shell gas station. 10 cents per 7-8 inch long jojo, with free ranch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    He'd die a noble death, doing what he loved most to the very last. The action itself wouldn't be very noble, of course. Just the death.

    And it's no worse than an angel being created without free will (some people say angels have free will; we were taught otherwise), having to act upon his predetermined path as a result, and that path being one of attempting to challenge the one guy that you just...really don't challenge. I attended a Christian school for about three years, and whenever we read the bible, I couldn't help but feel a bit sorry at how fucked up Satan's whole situation is.
    Unfortunately, otomon had used an inferior anti popup program during his hentai quest. It will appear as though he were masturbating to a scene from "men do donkeys 6: In the Ass's ass"

    That is kind of funny when you think about it. Then there's always the question of "why create your own worst enemy". Or maybe god is also without free will, bound to follow his own path. But then that gets kind of screwy being as somebody has to determine these "paths". And if not god, then who? Then there's the whole "if satan were to somehow find out about his path, would he have been able to change it?" thing. Wouldn't exactly be free will the way I see it, just not going with the way things would've went had you not been given this information. Although changing things on your own would kind of be free will... or something.

    Atheism: For those of us who don't want to deal with theological mindfuckings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    I love the local Shell gas station. 10 cents per 7-8 inch long jojo, with free ranch.
    Wow, where to start with misquoting this or turning it into sexual innuendo.

    uh,

    "You're a cheap whore. That 8 inch jojo is the manager's wang, and the ranch is his masculine juices"

    Perhaps?

    Ah, I really can't do much with this. It's just too obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Unfortunately, otomon had used an inferior anti popup program during his hentai quest. It will appear as though he were masturbating to a scene from "men do donkeys 6: In the Ass's ass"

    That is kind of funny when you think about it. Then there's always the question of "why create your own worst enemy". Or maybe god is also without free will, bound to follow his own path. But then that gets kind of screwy being as somebody has to determine these "paths". And if not god, then who? Then there's the whole "if satan were to somehow find out about his path, would he have been able to change it?" thing. Wouldn't exactly be free will the way I see it, just not going with the way things would've went had you not been given this information. Although changing things on your own would kind of be free will... or something.

    Atheism: For those of us who don't want to deal with theological mindfuckings.
    Tragic. Only his closest friends will know the... No, wait. Closest friends? Forget that.

    ...

    That was too mean. I feel bad now.

    And I think I'm a subscriber to your motto (probably less atheist and more agnostic, though). The more I think about stuff like that, the less I want to think about stuff like that. I'd rather just get on with life. The big questions are big largely because they don't exactly have answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    Tragic. Only his closest friends will know the... No, wait. Closest friends? Forget that.

    ...

    That was too mean. I feel bad now.

    And I think I'm a subscriber to your motto (probably less atheist and more agnostic, though). The more I think about stuff like that, the less I want to think about stuff like that. I'd rather just get on with life. The big questions are big largely because they don't exactly have answers.
    Oh come on, he might have friends. Yeah, and maybe I'll suddenly sprout wings out my ass and turn into a talking rhino.

    Once you stop feeling bad you'll start turning into me. Have fun with that. Also, don't feel too bad. He's Ontarian. Those people are insane. Not in a good way. And massive perverts. Also not in the good way.

    Oddly one of the major reasons behind religion appears to be attempts to solve some of the big questions. In the process raising others. It's almost hilarious when you think about it.

    "Why are we here"

    "God put us here"

    "Who's god"

    "uh..."

    *several hundred pages later*

    "I have a question"

    "Sur- ach *dies*"

    "Well I guess we'll just have to wait for the next prophet"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    I attended a Christian school for about three years, and whenever we read the bible, I couldn't help but feel a bit sorry at how fucked up Satan's whole situation is.
    Read Dante Alighieri's Inferno and you'll see just how bad he's got it. Oh Satan, you poor, mistreated Christian incarnation of pure evil.....
    If you didn't like the above message, that's because it was written by a hacker/my evil twin/aliens. If you did like it, then, yeah, it was all me.


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