Nor are they mine. I challenge you to find one racist joke in my posting spree. It's harder than finding a skinny chick on DCK's friends list. Or a funny joke in one of banned's posts.
O...K...

What has happened, why are people going along with my sex requests now? My god, I've been given the power of super persuasion! I can make anyone do what I want! I must immediately call bill gates and have him build a second moon out of gold next to the current one, therefore giving earth boob moons. And should probably consider telling a couple of the females here to post tits.
Post any videos with that capture card yet or still in the process?
Anyway, I must currently be off. I have a class to attend where I'll likely pretend to listen while picturing the nearest hot girl in a bathing suit, jumping rope, while her hot friend licks a popsicle.
And then begins the pillow fight...
Right around there my desk lifts a few feet off the ground.
I have no idea why.
In summary, I R TEH GOEN.
