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Thread: The Hang Out: /jerk

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I'd make a joke, but I suddenly have the urge to send her all my money, take out a huge life insurance policy on myself, make a will giving her all my stuff, then commit suicide.
    ...that was...pretty much my reaction too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I'm still waiting for someone to register Ray dot com. Seriously, you'd think by now either some random japanese company or porn star would've registered it. But no.
    Ray...porn...?

    No, forget it. I'm sure I don't want to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    Ray...porn...?

    No, forget it. I'm sure I don't want to know.
    What, it'd be the perfect name for a gay porn star. Or one of those chicks who put y's in their name to sound hot. Usually in the place of I's.

    In fact it'd even be a great place to sell solar panels or something.

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    I think I'll play some GOW today.

    Later all

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    What, it'd be the perfect name for a gay porn star. Or one of those chicks who put y's in their name to sound hot. Usually in the place of I's.

    In fact it'd even be a great place to sell solar panels or something.
    Oh, I thought you were implying ray porn as in...rays of the aquatic variety.

    ...

    Hey, after having a video of a Japanese girl and a bunch of eels forwarded to me (the guy who forwarded it said it was a 'really funny video'. Absolute bastard ), nothing would surprise me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    rays of the aquatic variety.
    *waits patiently for Irwin gag*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I think I'll play some GOW today.

    Later all
    Bye bye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    Oh, I thought you were implying ray porn as in...rays of the aquatic variety.

    ...

    Hey, after having a video of a Japanese girl and a bunch of eels forwarded to me (the guy who forwarded it said it was a 'really funny video'. Absolute bastard ), nothing would surprise me.
    Who said I wasn't?

    That's all you've seen? I take it girls having sex with octopi and bug filled vaginas are news to you? Never google japanese porn. Ever. I've seen things. Horrible things. Inserted into holes I didn't even know girls had. In fact I think I even saw one where this thing sliced it's own hole.

    Quote Originally Posted by Melody
    *waits patiently for Irwin gag*
    That's what we call aqua beastiality celebrity snuff films. Really not a big category. About the only other big hit in that area was Marilyn Monroe choking on a blowfish. Although that video of Elvis getting his face eaten by pirahna was pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    That's without question the best lazer picture I've ever seen.

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    I'm pretty sure Banned must feel like the most hated member.


    Pirates DC moves up one notch.


    And I miss Broly


    Still a bunch of cockmunchers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Who said I wasn't?

    That's all you've seen? I take it girls having sex with octopi and bug filled vaginas are news to you? Never google japanese porn. Ever. I've seen things. Horrible things. Inserted into holes I didn't even know girls had. In fact I think I even saw one where this thing sliced it's own hole.
    ...I wish they still were news to me. I don't think I'll sleep easily tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    That's without question the best lazer picture I've ever seen.
    SHOOP



    DA



    WHOOP




    *misses Borly*

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    *misses Borly*
    Cookie Monster's created a...um... monster. x_X

    I feel that this thread should be reopened: http://www.epforums.org/nice-ssjbrol...781#post900781. As a memorial.

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    Myaa, disappearing. Need to go play piano. Ja.

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