Back in the day when I was in shape, about a year ago, I was considered 20 pounds overweight. I would have to call BS on that. If I were to lost that much weight then my abs would have been absolutely amazing. So good that I would actually consider doing sexual things to them.
Actually, that was me. I fucked your mom while you were in school. Sorry. What? She likes the golden showers.
Then sleep on the couch. Seriously, how anyone can sleep properly in a bed is beyond me. Those things are too fucking hard, and majorly uncomfortable. Plus, sleeping with your head propped up on the arm is awesome. Partial points are awarded for sleeping in a recliner.Originally Posted by Fer
Load up GTA VC, steal the military chopper, and attempt to blow up everything in sight.
Fun for the whole family.