The Hang Out: /jerk

[Raype]

"Ray" you still awake?

Of course.

[Matias]

Game tip: To defeat Vlame the insultar, insult his fat girlfriend. While he's making excuses, hit his ballsack for massive damage.

Tell his girl i have some hohos and twinkys.. and if you dont mind kick him in the nuts for me. lol

[The Joker]

Game tip: To defeat Vlame the insultar, insult his fat girlfriend. While he's making excuses, hit his ballsack for massive damage.

or distract me with asian porn, pref, Jap. breasty girls, like sora aoi.

/sleep

[Raype]

Tell his girl i have some hohos and twinkys.. and if you dont mind kick him in the nuts for me. lol

Won't work. She doesn't eat the twinkies, she just sucks the cream out.

Hmm, new idea for a porn.

I call it "twinkie teens". *begins writing script*

[Jase]

Of course.

Ive been thinking, we really should stop pickign on DCK's Fat ugly GF.
More to the point, the last 2 girls his "had" sexual activites with, have BOTH come from MySpace.

This raises the following questions:
1) Does DCK have no real ability to pick up females in RL, thus has to do it over the internets?
2) Do people that pick up after meeting via MySpace have lower standeds then REALLY REALLY drunk people?
3) How much self esteem do these "MySlut's" have IRL?
4) Which is worse, DCK picking up a fat whale Via MySpace, or the Fat whale's ability to pick up IRL?

More to come

[Jase]

Tell his girl i have some hohos and twinkys.. and if you dont mind kick him in the nuts for me. lol

Dead man walking.

[Vesper]

Game tip: To defeat Vlame the insultar, insult his fat girlfriend. While he's making excuses, hit his ballsack for massive damage.

Be sure to wear the spiked boots of courage to deal extra damage and gain bonus points.

Don't forget to use a bomb when things get hectic.

[Raype]

Ive been thinking, we really should stop pickign on DCK's Fat ugly GF.
More to the point, the last 2 girls his "had" sexual activites with, have BOTH come from MySpace.

This raises the following questions:
1) Does DCK have no real ability to pick up females in RL, thus has to do it over the internets?

I'm pretty sure that's what it means. It would also explain why they're ugly chicks. It's so easy to stage a photo to make you look good (although even that's pretty limited, since his girls still look pretty bad).

2) Do people that pick up after meeting via MySpace have lower standeds then REALLY REALLY drunk people?

Yes. If you're not a 400 pound pedo who lives in his mom's basement, you've basically surpassed all expectations.

3) How much self esteem do these "MySlut's" have IRL?

None. They're like the fat drunk chicks. You'd have to suck majorly to stike out with them.

4) Which is worse, DCK picking up a fat whale Via MySpace, or the Fat whale's ability to pick up IRL?

I'd say the worst thing is that you'd need a forklift to pick up those fat whales.

[Inferno.]

I can get banned on a forum, etc in the space for a few weeks. I can't do it in hours. There's always one person on a forum that wants an argument which can lead to a ban.

[Dr Mario]

Yes. If you're not a 400 pound pedo who lives in his mom's basement, you've basically surpassed all expectations.

You just described ~50% of Myspace there.

[Dr Mario]

I can get banned on a forum, etc in the space for a few weeks. I can't do it in hours. There's always one person on a forum that wants an argument which can lead to a ban.

In these parts, that's me. Let me know if you ever want to take a vacation from here.

[Inferno.]

Lol, will do.
:X

[Jetsetlemming]

I was bored till i saw this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFuKDW5UwDk

lol ugly fat guy link.

[Ahkei]

You just described ~50% of Myspace there.

I made a myspace the other day. Complete with my emo portrait.

[Raype]

I made a myspace the other day. Complete with my emo portrait.

So, how many desperate cutter-ettes have thrown themselves at you so far?