Michael Jackson plans to have 50-foot robot built in Las Vegas desert

[Seraphis Cain]

Source: http://music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=13535

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. .

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

It is the centre-piece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.

Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn-up for the show and seen by the star.

"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them", he told the New York Daily News.

On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

LASER BEAM EYES, PEOPLE.

[crusher]

IMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER

ieo

[Curses]

Isn't the man scary enough as it is?
Now we have a weapon to combat alien invasion.

[Zuljin]

Pew pew LAZOR BEEM!

Best stuff I've read in quite a while

[Kazuya Mishima]

Why does he keep getting weirder.

[SegNin]

What the article didn't mention was the 25 foot robotic Macauly Caulkin (as a 10 year old, of course) that would be kneeling in front of the Jackson robot...













err... paying homage, yeah, that's it.
Just paying homage.
And nothing else.









Jesus Juice anyone?

[Sprung]

What the article didn't mention was the 25 foot robotic Macauly Caulkin (as a 10 year old, of course) that would be kneeling in front of the Jackson robot...













err... paying homage, yeah, that's it.
Just paying homage.
And nothing else.









Jesus Juice anyone?

It will also be dangling a 10 foot baby over a rail.

[The Joker]

Giant Robot!
THOSE ARE PETTY DETAILS! I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND HIS RATHER SPECIAL TALENTS!
FIRST OF ALL HE HAS THE STRENGHT OF TEN MONSTERS! WITH ONE BLOW HE CAN DESTROY THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, WITH ANOTHER, THE HIGHEST PEAKS OF MOUNT EVEREST WOULD FALL!

....
THIS JUST IN WE HAVE UNCOMFIRMED REPORTS THAT LAS VEGAS IS UNDER ATTACK!...

BY A FIFTY FOOT MAN WITH A WOMAN'S FACE AND A DISFIGURED NOSE, UH, CARRYING A MONKEY!
ACCORDING TO THIS REPORT WHENEVER HE SINGS A NOTE THE SONIC WAVES CASES WHOLE BUILDINGS TO EXPLODE, STREETS TO BUCKLE AND SPLIT AND VEHICLES TO FLY ABOUT LIKE TOYS!

*I CUM IN PETE!* *I CUM IN PETE!* *I CUM IN PETE!*

THE DEFENSE COMMAND HAS ORDERED ALL CITIZENS TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY! PEOPLE FROM SECTOR FOUR PLEASE REPORT TO THE BUS DEPOT IN SECTOR THREE, SECTOR FIVE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION TO SECTOR SIX! SECTOR ONE BOARD THE BULLET TRAIN IN SECTOR TWO,... WAIT,... WE HAVE VISUAL CONTACT! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE SHOES!

WHO IS THIS GIANT?! WHER DID HE COME FROM?! WHERE IS HE GOING?! WHAT'S HE TOUCHING?! WHAT'S HE SAYING?! PARENTS HAVE YOUR CHILDREN RUN FOR THEIR LIVES!

*I CUM IN PETE!* *I CUM IN PETE!* *I CUM IN PETE!* *Dances* *Moonwalks* *I CUM IN PETE!* *I CUM IN PETE!* *I CUM IN PETE!*

IT SEEMS THAT THIS GARGANTUAN FIGURE IS ONLY DESTROYING CHILDREN'S ORPHANGES! THE LIBBERATED CHILDREN APPEAR TO BE FOLLWING HIM, A WHITE WAVE OF VIRGIN FRIENDS! ISN'T THIS THE YEAR OF THE SHEEP? AND HERE COME THE LAWYERS FOLLOWING CLOSE BEHIND, HUH!

THEY'RE ALL HEADED TO A GIGANTIC FORTIFIED HOTEL LOCATED IN THE GRAND CANYON!

AAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHA!

*Dances* *Moonwalks*

[Seraphis Cain]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable battle between the Mecha-Jackson and the Robo-Pope.

What? Come on. You know the Vatican has a giant Pope mecha.

EDIT: Also, LMAO at Vlame. Best post ever.

[Raype]

Coming soon to a theater near you;

From the makers of "giant spiders" And "oh no, more giant spiders"

"Attack of the 50 foot child molester!"

[Jetsetlemming]

He stole my idea.

[lest]

Isn't the man scary enough as it is?
Now we have a weapon to combat alien invasion.

kkkk. I make mine your words.

[Banned]

"The robot is going to be programmed to pick up anything under 5" in height and take it back to the neverland ranch at sundown where Jackson will apparently do nothing but sleep in the same bed."

[Corey]

"The robot is going to be programmed to pick up anything under 5" in height and take it back to the neverland ranch at sundown where Jackson will apparently do nothing but sleep in the same bed."

Watch out Sprung!

[SegNin]

Sprung has nothing to worry about.












He isn't anywhere near Vegas.





And should he ever go there...





He'll wear stilts.