The Hang Out: /jerk

[Raype]

Have we met?

Are you debbie's kid?

If so, I swear those paternity tests were false!

I would write a book, but Ray would most liekly cum all over me and the pages.

On the plus side, think of the money we'll save on bindings!

[Raype]

You can't tell me you never wanted to shit on someone.

I did. I just wouldn't date them. You see, there are "date girls" and "fuck girls" in the world of Ray. "Date girls" are girls I want a relationship with, or who I share an interest or generally get along with. "Fuck girls" are hot chicks I just want to show a good time and maybe hang out with a couple times.

All shiteaters are "fuck girls".

S'hard to keep a relationship with a chick who refuses to have sex with you also.

I've fucked every girl I've ever had a relationship with.

I win.

[Raype]

S'hard to keep a relationship with a chick who refuses to have sex with you also.

That's because your giant penis wouldn't fit in her normal sized vagina.

Hmm, I'll have to consult Kronos on the matter. See how he did it.

[Raype]

Quadruple fucking post!!!

[Mikey_]

I've fucked every girl I've ever had a relationship with.

I win.

Hm. You're lucky to have had your way with every hot chick you've ran into, and not ever ran into any hot cock teases.

[Raype]

Hm. You're lucky to have had your way with every hot chick you've ran into, and not ever ran into any hot cock teases.

I've run into cock teases.

But I just don't date girls like that.

I normally just try to get into their pants.

And I tend to succeed a fair percentage of times

You see, I have a thing for sleazy, easy, fun party girls.

And small town girls, but small town girls are all whores. Seriously.

[Mikey_]

I've run into cock teases.

But I just don't date girls like that.

I normally just try to get into their pants.

And I tend to succeed a fair percentage of times

You see, I have a thing for sleazy, easy, fun party girls.

And small town girls, but small town girls are all whores. Seriously.

Hah. I guess I'm just too patient. Or a tool. I was with someone for two years, on and off. No sex. Well, not really. It was just extremely one sided.

[Raype]

Hah. I guess I'm just too patient. Or a tool. I was with someone for two years, on and off. No sex. Well, not really. It was just extremely one sided.

A tool.

Clearly a tool.

Probably a hammer.

Because you're apparently no SCREW driver.

What is it with people and fucked up relationships?

Am I the only one who can turn down someone who wanted to get back together?

People, if it didn't work out the first time, it won't work out the second.

And while you're wasting your time "trying to make it work", the next big chance can come along.

[Mikey_]

A tool.

Clearly a tool.

Probably a hammer.

Because you're apparently no SCREW driver.

What is it with people and fucked up relationships?

Am I the only one who can turn down someone who wanted to get back together?

People, if it didn't work out the first time, it won't work out the second.

And while you're wasting your time "trying to make it work", the next big chance can come along.

Yeah well, I learned my lesson. Although she hasn't. Every time we hangout, she wants to go back to her place for my cock teasing. Ever since I put a stop to that, I've pretty much been a total slut.

Relationships broke me.

[Raype]

Yeah well, I learned my lesson. Although she hasn't. Every time we hangout, she wants to go back to her place for my cock teasing. Ever since I put a stop to that, I've pretty much been a total slut.

Relationships broke me.

You got broken. Lolz.

[The Joker]

mikey is a slut?

[Stark]

I here.

I'm going to wear a suit soon

[The Joker]

is that shit gonna be everyday?

[Raype]

I here.

I'm going to wear a suit soon

Finally carting you off to the funny farm huh?

Good luck with that.

Well at least somebody is making backups now.

If we lose 07 too, I'll kill someone.

Probably astaroth.

[Raype]

is that shit gonna be everyday?

I'd think once a month would be more likely.

But I hope so.

If we lose months again, I'm killing banned.