The Hang Out: /jerk

[Elmdor]

current: lives near
other: live 2k miles away

and yes, i have the right to, don't i?

It's more of a "how to avoid marrying an insane bitch that you don't even like that much" deal than doing what's right.

And a whole month without pussy? Honestly, I've had worse periods.

[Raype]

And a whole month without pussy? Honestly, I've had worse periods.

Like the one you had last week?

I haven't had that much blood on my dick since I stopped raping 2 year old girls.

[Elmdor]

wut?

Hello, wonderful.

I was just mentioning that people sometimes forget that we 'swedes' have brains because we're so good-looking, but you know all about that already.

[The Joker]

It's more of a "how to avoid marrying an insane bitch that you don't even like that much" deal than doing what's right.

And a whole month without pussy? Honestly, I've had worse periods.

what? 3 months with outopening your ass?

[Elmdor]

Like the one you had last week?

I haven't had that much blood on my dick since I stopped raping 2 year old girls.

Exactly like the one I had last week.

Two year olds don't even have that much blood.

[The Joker]

whut happened last week?

[Raype]

I was just mentioning that people sometimes forget that we 'swedes' have brains because we're so good-looking, but you know all about that already.

The same is true for me.

But then I show them my brain

*holds up jar*

I call him larry.

I feed him crackers and fish food.

Exactly like the one I had last weeks.

Two year olds don't even have that much blood.

You'd be suprised

[crusher]

Hello, wonderful.

I was just mentioning that people sometimes forget that we 'swedes' have brains because we're so good-looking, but you know all about that already.

So true, so true.

[Jackhammer]

And yes, elmdor is a guy. A girly guy. But a guy.

And his hair smells nice too...apparently :eyeball:

[Raype]

And his hair smells nice too...apparently :eyeball:

Jealous?

I'd smell yours, but you're bald and old.

[Elmdor]

And his hair smells nice too...apparently :eyeball:

It does. I have my fruit shampoo and my hairvax to thank for that.

[Raype]

It does. I have my fruit shampoo and my hairvax to thank for that.

What about my "hair gel"?

[Elmdor]

What about my "hair gel"?

It doesn't smell so good, but the taste is alright.

[Jackhammer]

Jealous?

I'd smell yours, but you're bald and old.

How'd you know i shave my body hair?

[Raype]

It doesn't smell so good, but the taste is alright.

I hear it also removes zits.

Try putting some on your face.

How'd you know i shave my body hair

It's a secret.

/hides binoculars