The Hang Out: /jerk

[Raype]

Taylor jacked my note today. It was way awesome too. Mini pizzas FTW!

Mini pizzas FTW indeed.

And I hope your note is in your pants.

is gamefags for girl problems?

Is it a girl or a girl 2? Or a girl mini?

[The Joker]

Is it a girl or a girl 2? Or a girl mini?

laura

http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/sh...p?t=1869912933

[Raype]

laura

http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/sh...p?t=1869912933

Oh, it's a girl 2. Fat model, not the slimline.

Those versions are prone to overeating.

Registration required to view thread? Fuck that.

[Banned]

i'm gonna try some drivers I found at NGOHQ.com, they're supposed to work with the 7300, at least, from what I read.

Worked like a charm , now I just need to find updated drivers for my wireless card and sound card.

[The Joker]

I've known this girl for about 4 months. Note: I started talking to her off of myspace. This is my 1st GF, 2nd girl I have fucked. We're 18, in California.

We've been bf/gf for since Dec 7th last year.

Yeah, speedy shit...

Today she said, "your the best thing thats ever happened to me and ur my bestest frriend in the whole wide world AND i wanna have ur babies"

To what I replied, "wanna pretend soon?" Bacially asking for sex.

Then it turned into some disussion about marriage,... that went away.

Then I calculated onlne how long our relationship has been.

To which she said, "u have to buy me jewlery for the sixth month thats traditional."

I tell her if she tries to break up with me again that 6 mo. rule gets reset.

She tried to dump me on Feb 15th. And about a month later. Now it's 2 weeks later.

She goes to sleep around midnight.

Calls at about a quarter after 1 am.

Saying she couldn't fall asleep, and all she could ask if I would marry her tomorrow.

I say, "If you will take my word." I have no $. Being unemployed for almost 2 months to the day.

She asking WELL HOW SOON?! And I try to stray away from the subject. Only to hear it again, with her saying if I paid for the papers will I do it? OR HOW ABOUT ONLINE?

I dunno what to say to her.

Also, the 1st girl I screwed (I have the firstys, 1st kiss, 1st screw) is in Texas, who's suppossed to come back for a month and be my GF while I'm still with this girl. I've been told, I gve those girls a good dicking (the best they ever had) and they're leave as soon as they get better.

So if you suggest I break up with my GF to get her to not want to marry me that's bad, cos I'll be pussyless until this June.

How do I tell her? Also, I'm pretty sure I have more feelings for the 1st girl than I do for my GF who wants to marry me.

If I have anything else, I'll post more.

You shouldn't be with any girl.

I'm pretty sure you don't even deserve genetalia, if I understand you correctly.

Well ok.

I am pussy hungry, as well, are all guys.

Moment of clarity : I think she wants to get married because her only GF Steph is getting married soon. She may be jealous or feel like she's getting left behind. I'm not a scmuck.

I stayed a virgin until I was 18 so yes, I deseve what I can get. Now that I have it, I don't want to let it go easily.

What the hell are you on about?

It seems you have conned your way into your girlfriend's life, and made her think you are a great friend and caring person.

You say you deserve as much sex as you can get because you stayed a virgin until 18? What are you, a neanderthal? All guys are "pussy hungry"? Coming from a perfectly contented 18 year old virgin male, you may want to revisit that statement. Many of us aren't willing to disgrace our entire gender because we have a pathetic need to get into whomever's pants we can.

You are in serious need of some perspective, and some injection of decency.

Congratulations then. Your getting married.

Seriously though it may be 'growing up time' and 'wake up to the real world' for the both of you.

I may sound harsh, but all I understood from your OP was 'I want sex, lots of it and thats why i'm with my girlfriend'. Not once in your OP did you say you liked/loved her.

You know, you could explain to her that your not ready to get married, etc. Rather than lead her on for the purposes of sex.

I also agree deeply with Gwahir. At the moment, your a disgrace to men and lack in general decency.

wondering if i should marry this girl

no, it's seems she's trying to con me into marrying her to even out with her buddy.

i ain't conned shit, I TURNED HER DOWN FOR SEX, SHE BEGGED ME TO LET HER SUCK MY DICK, SEX WAS ALWAYS HER IDEA! SHE TOLD ME TO BUY THE CONDOMS!
i'm saying, I treated this girl the way a gir l deserves to be treated. now if she feels that opening he legs is what i want.deserve from her then i'll welcome that. if she asks i'll be more happy than to oblige. yes you dumbass, you'll learn once you get some. if you were content you probably would be attacking me so.
man girl's get just as horny as guys. don't tell me i don't deserve my dick and balls because no one will suck yours. girl's think $ and jewlery all they need to make them happy. i don't think you deserve your genetalia, because you've never fucking used it, go fucking donate it to some damned cancer ridden filth and on your way bring me back some magnums. you can't say shit, why did you even fucking reply? jealous much? ask all of your guy friends (who aren't virgins) what they think about all day long? PUSSY? HEAD? I THINK SO!
I have decency i have the decency to give this girl what she wants, if it's real and not something needs to make her feel better about her self around her peers.

i dunno yet.

i don't think we're ready yet, that's why I asked for advice.
Shit when I met her it was all innuendo and touching I know she wants it bad too. So please understand GIRLS GET HORNY TOO.
if i didn't love her would i be contemplating marrying her, ok?

i don't want to lead her on that's the point. that's what i don't know how to explain HOW DO I TELL HER WITH OUT HER NOT WANTING TO BE MY GF ANYMORE? I do love her and i do want to keep her. i want to be hers foever but now is too soon for marriage.
ZOMFG R U A 1337 VIRGIN 2?! disgrace? man, do you know how many of her friends want to bang her brains out? shit, even my friends do. and i have gotten so many high fives. i'm no disgrace, I'm a demi god among men. weak pathetic ones.

(that last post was fucking hilarious)
This guy makes me look like a saint.
If your 18, you've done it twice in your life, and she's your first girlfriend, why would you even consider marrying her?
You have no expirience.
I'm not insulting you, I'm just saying it's not that good of an idea to marry the first girl you're with.

And now you turned her down for sex?
Man, you just said your with for the sex, and now you're turning down blow jobs?
You are a fucking mess.

Since it hasn't been said yet, he needs to stick it up her pooper.

i will demand

[Inferno.]

did you just fucking quote everyone that's every posted on EP?

[Raype]

You shouldn't be with any girl.

I'm pretty sure you don't even deserve genetalia, if I understand you correctly.

This man is correct.

Since it hasn't been said yet, he needs to stick it up her pooper.

So's he.

Anyway,

I'd turn down the marriage. If she's going to be a clingy bitch like that, dump her ass. Besides, you're planning to go behind her back anyway. If you can't keep temptation away while you're dating, your marriage would be hilariously short lived.

Besides, you've only fucked two chicks, both of whom were girlfriends. I say go single for a while. Get some random bar sluts, cheap whores, sexy bitches, etc. Then when you're done you can have a decent relationship. Plus by the time you spend a couple years doing that people have matured and relationships get a lot easier.

As for how to turn her down without breaking it off completely, just say "I'm not ready yet". Hopefully she won't go nuts and play that "But don't you love me?" card. What is it with women and that card? Back to the point, cheap ass jewlery will do for the time being. I'm sure she just wants the old "look what my BF gave me!! *squeal*" effect. Hell you can get that with something out of a gumball machine. Unless you're broke (which you apparently are), in which case just promise to get something when you've got more cash. Or find some temp jobs for the time being (mowing lawns, shovelling snow, delivering shit, helping people move, light construction work, whatever).

Honestly I just think your chick wants to seem mature and wants to be the center of attention. All women want a big fancy wedding. The husbands are just a souvenir in most cases. It's the ultimate "i'm the center of attention and everyone loves me" thing. She's just being immature and stupid.

The marriage wouldn't work out, she's lying to herself is she thinks it will. As are you if you even remotely believe it will. I've heard she has a friend who is getting married. See, this is what I like to call "the bride effect". When one friend/sibling/family member gets married, the others all think happy thoughts about wanting to get married. So they either A) find boyfriends B) pressure the current boyfriend to propose or C) pressure the fiance to announce a date. In your case she went right from A to C. Which is definitely proof that she's insecure (probably from being a fatass)

In summary, I can't give you anything definite, only some pretty loose advice and info. It's up to you to figure out how best to deal with the situation. That's what being a man is all about.

[Elmdor]

You're an idiot, Asth.

You're an even bigger idiot, vlame.

Consider yourselves served.

[Raype]

did you just fucking quote everyone that's every posted on EP?

Nah, his GF wants to marry him but he's thinking with his dick.

And a bunch of loser virgins are nerding out saying "OMG you shouldn't be dating her!11one"

[Elmdor]

Haha, Ray took it seriously.

Christ, I don't even know what to say.

[Inferno.]

who cares? she's fat, and he's an idiot, they make an excellent couple.

[Raype]

You're an idiot, Asth.

You're an even bigger idiot, vlame.

Consider yourselves served.

How about if you serve me.

Haha, Ray took it seriously.

Christ, I don't even know what to say.

Maybe that I actually believe whatever he's posting in the off chance it's true.

Vlame may be a chubby chaser, but he's not much of a lier. Not a good one at least. Also, he's gotta deal with lots of issues, because as we all know, fat chicks are always damaged goods.

[Raype]

who cares? she's fat, and he's an idiot, they make an excellent couple.

But he's poor.

What happens when they run out of food and she eats him?

[Elmdor]

Oh, I didn't mean to imply that he was lying.

Fine, I'll make a reply aswell.

[Raype]

Oh, I didn't mean to imply that he was lying.

Fine, I'll make a reply aswell.

Don't bother.

Nobody cares what you think.

Just stand in the corner looking sexy.