Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
My only wish is that I were confident enough to approach hotties like that. I'm not a bad looking guy, and when I'm not being to self-aware for my own good, I can be fun to hang around with. It's just that I'm rarely not self-aware. I need to go to a shrink. Or hire a hooker. Either one will do, really.
Either way, you'll be flat on your back while getting screwed.